Joanne woke up on the first day of April to a lovely sunny morning. She noticed by her bed a wrapped box with a note on it.
"Dear Jo, I've bought you a nice swimsuit that doesn't have less material than a handkerchief for once! Why don't you head down to the pool and take a dip on this special day? Much love and kisses, Sally"
Surprised by the lack of ill-intent in the note and gift, she tried on the swimsuit. It was a black and blue swimsuit that covered her adequately, she could move freely without her breasts popping out or exposing her privates.
She headed down to the hotel pool in nothing but the swimsuit, feeling adequately covered by her new present. The pool was fairly crowded as it was a fairly hot day, but Joanne wasn't deterred. She quickly jumped in the cooling water with the other guests.
After a good swim, she decided it was time to get out of the pool. Unbeknownst to her, her swimsuit began to dissolve slowly. Soon nothing but a translucent piece of fabric stood between her body and the gaze of the dozens of people by the pool.
The crowds ogled and gasped, but still Joanne was unaware of the show she was putting on for everyone. Having forgotten to bring a towel in her haste, she shook off all the water she could and headed back into the hotel lobby to get into her room. Even if she realized the true reason she was catching the gaze of everyone, she had nothing in her hands but the keys to her room to cover up.
She finally made it back to her room after giving half the hotel a view, and headed into the bathroom to take a bath. And then she caught herself in the mirror...
A loud shriek reverberated through the entire floor, and Sally began guffawing in the neighbouring room. Yet another April Fool's prank executed to perfection!
Nathan J C
2023-04-04 09:30:54 +0000 UTCChris Altman
2023-04-04 08:34:56 +0000 UTCNathan J C
2023-04-03 17:59:22 +0000 UTC