Consu.m3 Claims its First Victims
Added 2025-03-26 00:15:53 +0000 UTCBefore Carlos could crack the code, many of our students fell victim to the appetite-stimulating power of the Consu.m3 virus. One of our students, Spencer, was the first to try to crack the code, but failed where Carlos succeeded. Luckily he only caught a glancing blow.
Other students weren’t so lucky. The average weight gain on campus this week was 22.5 lbs - all that constant eating really caught up with the student body 😉🐷
Comments
We need more actual colleges of weight gain
Ranbir
2025-04-04 00:54:17 +0000 UTC22.5lbs a week? Yes please. The guys always look so much better bigger. I’d keep on the plan for as long as I could until I filled a king sized bed and my love handles were spilling over the edges
Andy Starks
2025-03-26 09:05:43 +0000 UTC
