Heavy Lifters Club
Added 2025-02-25 01:07:52 +0000 UTC
Believe it or not, Pfatter University has a group of student amateur bodybuilders - they call themselves the Heavy Lifters Club. You can often find them at the fitness center, doing their best to avoid the Pfatter Fifty that their classmates so easily succumb to. But with so many ways to get fat on our campus, it’s inevitable that some of these lifters will end up much heavier, and not in the ways that they intended! 🐷😉
- Chase added a scoop of GroBig to his pre-workout. Or was it two? He wasn’t really paying attention. Before he could leave his dorm for the gym, the powder’s effects really set in. Now he’s round and soft like a yoga ball and weighs much more than his max squat!
- Julian has been trying to stay in a calorie deficit but he just can’t seem to uncover those abs. Maybe it’s because he can’t keep his party animal roommate Max from pouring beer down his throat every weekend. So what if he secretly loves it?
- Kenny’s been keeping a secret from the other Heavy Lifters - he’s been getting fat like everyone else on campus. He just can’t resist the dining hall food. To hide his expanding waistline, he only wears Thinner compression shirts to the gym. Once he gets back to the dorm, he can’t wait to release his gut - and grab a snack!
More Heavy Lifters later this week!