You just made a new beach buddy, Chubs.
Added 2023-07-27 14:40:18 +0000 UTC
"Hey bro, I just wanted to come over and say it's okay to be a bit self-conscious. I totally get it. You're out here with all these super hot gay guys, everyone looking totally ripped and jacked in their little Speedos. But you have every right to come and enjoy the gay beach just like anybody else, even if you are carrying around a little extra weight. Well, okay yeah, I agree - a lot of extra weight. Do you mind if I ask you how much you weigh? Around 470 lbs? Wow, that is big. But I don't care how fat you are, man - and neither should you. What are you most nervous about? People staring at your big belly? I get that: it's absolutely massive, but so what? Yeah, you're obese but who cares? You're a big, beautiful man. I mean, look at that smile, Chubs! Can I call you that? You don't mind? Okay, cool. Well, Chubs, I'm Paolo - you wanna hang with me and my buddies today? We brought a picnic with us and we have so much food. My buddies won't eat any of it as they're all on diet at the moment, so it'll be nice for it not to go to waste. It can go to your waist instead, haha! Tell me, do you have a Speedo on under those baggy shorts. Okay, here's what you're gonna do, Chubs. I want you to take off that T-shirt and slip down those shorts. That's it. Fuck, you are huge! Good job, man. Now we're gonna head down to the beach and you are gonna walk with your head held high and all those rolls of blubber hanging out proudly for everyone to see. Then you can pig out on as much food as you want while my buddies and I play beach volleyball. Does that sound good? Come with me, Chubs - let's show everyone how fucking fat and hot you are. Let's go, big guy - the beach awaits!"
Comments
Woof this is a good one
George Gundelach
2023-07-27 16:45:24 +0000 UTC
