Your trophy boy's on board with your gluttony.

With thanks to @realfat for suggesting this idea for Part III.

“You know, a boy could get used to this. Sailing the Aegean in your superyacht. But I guess I have gotten used to it. Hard to believe I have been with you for over two months now. You know when I met you I couldn’t believe a human being could be so huge. I mean, I’ve seen those TV shows where a bunch of paramedics have to break down a wall to get some fat fuck outta their house, but you were, like, next-level obese, man.

And in these past few months – wow! I still can’t believe how much food you consume on a daily basis. I mean, I sometimes forget to eat at all, but you certainly have not disappointed on your gluttony-spree.

And my God are you enjoying getting bigger! You haven’t worn a shirt since we left Piraeus, which is just as well as you’ve outgrown the 12XLs. Remember how they had to use that cargo crane to winch you on board at the dock? Haha/ And then it’s just been an unending gorge-fest, hasn’t it? 15, 20, 30 meals a day! Fuck, no wonder you’re looking so fucking gigantic! Look at your fucking belly, man. Such a fat pig.

You have just become so startlingly FAT over these last two months. I even think you might have set a world record for most blubber added to a human body over such a short period of time. You have gained just over 100lbs per month and now weigh well over a quarter ton. Your captain was telling me that if you keep expanding and getting heavier, you’re gonna need a bigger boat, and if you reach a half-ton then no boat will be able to take your weight except a fucking supertanker!

You know I’m super into obesity like yours, but I admit I have never seen such insatiable gluttony or rapid weight-gain like yours! Your team wants to start planning “what’s next” as we all think your ability to eat and gain is basically limitless at this point. Not that you care but just so you know, you have spent over $400,000 on food and drink just for you over the last two-month period. You want me to come and lotion your belly for you, big man? Yes, of course your next meal is on its way.”