Toned buddy has noticed your gains.
Added 2023-05-31 10:00:04 +0000 UTC
“Hey man, there’s something I wanted to ask you. Have you . . . uh, have you been gaining weight? Sorry if that’s too personal but, wow, you’re lookin’ really chunky there, bro. Like, that’s a serious fuckin’ beer belly you got goin’ on there, right? Haha, yeah go ahead and grab it. Grab that fuckin’ fat! Fuck dude, that’s a big-ass roll of fat right there. So what happened? You used to be in killer shape, man. Even I was fuckin’ jealous of your abs. That dorm food’ll do it to ya, I’m telling you. Plus all the pizzas and takeout and beer, am I right? Do you even lift anymore, bro? You liar! Only lifting you do is fork to mouth, am I right? Fuck, I can’t get over how big you are! Jiggle your gut for me. Hahaha. Fuck! Look at all that fuckin’ lard wobble! You better get your fat ass back in the gym, big man. Get that fuckin’ belly under control. No, I’m not sayin’ it looks bad on you. Quite the opposite, actually. You look - I don’t know - solid, man. Really, like, hefty and masculine. Maybe you should forget about the gym, huh? Maybe next time you come back from school you’ll be even bigger. I have to say, dude, I think it might suit you.”
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