“Hey chubs, we got lots to celebrate today, bro. I made it to the finals at my fitness show and you, you fat greedy fuck, you hit your heaviest weight fuckin’ EVER! Way to go, you fat fuck!! When you texted me that pic this morning of your weight on the scales, I couldn’t fuckin’ believe it. My bestest buddy in the world weighing in at 396 fuckin’ pounds! That’s fuckin’ sick, dude. Lookin’ at you right now tubs, I fuckin’ believe it. Bro, you fat as fuck!! Look at that fuckin’ gut, man. So fuckin’ round and pumped and fuckin’ MASSIVE! Hey y’all, there’s a big, fat fuckin’ pig sittin’ right here, and he’s fuckin’ fatter than he’s ever been! Haha. So fuckin’ chow down, lardass. Yeah, all this food is for you, porky, cause I’m on diet, so fuckin’ dig in and pig the fuck out, fat boy. Eat till you fuckin’ pass out, you greedy fuck. You fuckin’ better be texting me you over 400 tomorrow morning, so you ain’t leaving this table until you are fuckin’ STUFFED as FUCK. What you waitin’ for, hog boy? Fuckin’ EAT!”
