Roomie fills you in on your gluttonous display last night, fatso.
Added 2023-03-27 14:44:21 +0000 UTC
“Well hello, sleepyhead! Someone obviously needed to sleep in this morning. Or should I say this afternoon? Haha. That was so fun last night? Do you even remember what happened? Man, you were so drunk at the bar. That’s what happens when you drink with my gym buddies! So we got back here and they got you to take your shirt off so they could see how fat you are. Then all these gym-toned muscle bros started playing with all your fat, teasing you about your moobs, jiggling your massive fat rolls. It was hilarious. Then Todd, the IFBB pro, said he thought that piggy (meaning you, of course) was hungry. So he ordered a ton of fast food. And I mean a ton. I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much fattening junk in my life. They’re all drunk and shirtless now too and then they start feeding you all this crap. Burgers, pizza, Chinese food, ice cream. And you just sat there like a fuckin’ fat hog gorging it all down. They're all shouting "eat, eat, eat, eat", calling you a fat fuck, pushing fistfuls of food into your mouth. It was fuckin' intense. I seriously thought your stomach would burst, fat boy! You should go check yourself out in the mirror, roomie. You’re a whole new level of fat now, piggy.”
