“It feels so soft and doughy. I don’t think I’ve ever touched or rubbed this much fat in my life, bro. You’re so fuckin’ huge. You’re like the fattest dude I’ve ever seen. How did you get so fuckin’ obese, man? Is it genetic or what? It’s not?! So you seriously just ate yourself to this size on purpose? Fuck, that’s intense. Kinda fucked up, but weirdly hot too. You just get off on getting fatter and softer and heavier and more out of shape? What’s that? Oh yeah, I guess I haven’t taken my hand off your big belly since we started talking, have I? Maybe I’m more into this than I thought, big guy.”