"Can I . . . uh, can I get you anything else, sir? I hope you won't think I'm being too forward, but no one's ever eaten six slices of our cheesecake before. Yeah, most people struggle with just one slice because they're so huge. Plus, you know, all the cream and ice cream and chocolate we add. But you've obviously got a big appetite today. And . . . maybe I shouldn't say this, but . . . you're a really, really big guy, so I guess you probably always have a big appetite, right? Are you sure you're comfortable there; those chairs are kinda made for more normal-size people? Not that I'm saying you're not normal! Wow, I'm getting a bit flustered here, aren't I? Haha. Well, if you'd like to move over to one of our couches you may be more comfortable: plenty of room on our two-seater over there. And just to say, there's only ten slices in the cheesecake so I could bring the other four slices over for you. On the house, of course. Really? You get settled in, big fella, and I'll be right back."
