Calm down, piggy. He knows you're hungry! (No audio.)
Added 2022-12-03 08:58:21 +0000 UTC
"Calm down, piggy. I just need to mix in some more cream and cheese and then add the bacon. I know you're starving because when your belly rumbles you can hear it in the next state! No, of course this isn't everything, baby. The roast is in the oven and there's two gallons of chocolate-chocolate-chip in the freezer. Waddle over to the reinforced chair, fatty, and I'll bring it over. You wanna eat it with your hands or you want me to feed it to you? Okay, then take that T-shirt off. Is that the 8XL we just got you? Fuck, it looks so damn tight over your belly, fat boy! Never mind, we still don't wanna get it dirty, do we piggy? I'm gonna order you some 10XLs this afternoon 'cause you're growing so damn fast. There's a couple of loaves of garlic bread on the table, baby; go ahead and snack on those and I'll be over in a second."
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