"No man, I get it: your fantasy is smothering some hot, muscular dude underneath all your repulsive fat. I just don't wanna look at you, get it? You're fuckin' disgusting, dude: just a huge, wobbling mass of lard. But $200 is $200, so let's get this the fuck over with. Do you need help getting on the bed, fat boy? And be damn careful, you fat fuck. You weigh over 600 lbs, and I wanna survive this fuckin' ordeal, so take it slow, okay? And only 10 minutes, right? Jesus, I never dreamed I'd need cash so bad I'd allow a disgustingly obese pig like you anywhere near my body."