"I know how much this tiny red thong turns you on, man. Do you have yours on? What size waist are you up to now, big guy? 68", huh? That's pretty damn impressive since last time, pig. So, we're gonna play things a little different this time. The sweatpants are staying on until the first 10,000 calories go in that fat fuckin' gut of yours. Then we'll strip, get the oil and oil each other up in our thongs. That oughta give you a bit of time to get ready for the next 10,000. Deal? Good piggy."
