Housemate walks in on you gorging down a midnight "snack"
Added 2022-11-07 08:46:04 +0000 UTC
“What the fuck, man? I just came down to do my 2am cardio and what is this shit? You’re literally sat on the floor - naked, from what I can tell - shoving cold lasagna into your mouth with your bare hands! Aren’t you fuckin’ obese enough as it is, you fat fuck? Oh fuck - are those empty pizza boxes, and look at all those empty bags of cookies and chips and shit? How much have you eaten, you greedy fuck? What’s that? You needed a midnight “snack”?? You must’ve eaten about 15,000 calories, you greedy pig. And why do you gotta be naked, huh? Does that turn you on? Sitting here with all your blubber spilling out everywhere shovelling food into that bottomless pit of a stomach of yours? You are fuckin’ disgusting, dude. You’re a fuckin’ disgrace - more hog than human. Well, I’m gonna teach you a lesson, fat boy. You don’t know it, but I got my girlfriend’s birthday cake hidden in the garage, and it’s a big one. Huge. And I’m gonna make you eat the whole fuckin’ thing - even if your fuckin’ stomach bursts from overeating, you greedy fuck. And you? You’re gonna sit there in all your disgusting obesity and show me just how much of a gluttonous pig you really are.”
