Fellow hotel guest has some observations he'd like to share about your weight
Added 2022-10-24 07:44:57 +0000 UTC
"Hey, I saw you at breakfast this morning. You been staying here long? Yeah, about a week so far. You enjoying it? Looked like you were definitely enjoying the buffet. Man, you put away a lot. Was it four times you went back up for more? Fuck. At your weight, that's probably just normal, am I right? You eat like that every day? Not me, just black coffee before my morning workout. Lunch'll probably be a protein shake then I have some cooked chicken in my room for after my evening workout. Hey, you and I must be about the same age, right? Listen, I don't wanna be rude to a complete stranger, but you gotta do something about your size, man. I'm a doctor and I know how dangerous it is to be as obese as you. What are you, around 480 - 490 lbs? See, that's pretty fuckin' serious, big man. All that blubber bulging around your mid-section and flopping over your shorts, your huge breasts; those are a bad sign. Anyway, just my advice, fat boy: take it or leave it. Hey, enjoy your vacation, and maybe next trip don't book somewhere with all-you-can-eat 24hr food service. Later, fatso."
