These hospital scales only go up to 850 lbs - can they take your weight?
Added 2022-10-14 05:51:33 +0000 UTC
"You okay to stand on these scales, sir? These ones only go up to 850 lbs so we may need to take you over to the loading bay if you're too heavy for these. Those can take over 1,000 lbs. I'm going to need to measure the circumference of your belly as well, and we'll need a specialist tape measure for that because of your immense size. Is it okay if I lift one of your breasts? I just need to feel the weight of all the fat and check for any abnormalities. No, the massive nipples are normal for someone your size. I think I have dinner plates at home smaller than your nipples, sir - they're the biggest I've seen! Okay sir, looks like we've struck out here so I'll get the orderlies to wheel you over to the loading dock; that means you're probably about 960 - 980 lbs, I guess. Yeah, we'll get you a chair quickly as you're starting to wheeze pretty badly."
