Moving half a ton of you to the bariatric ward wasn't easy
Added 2022-10-03 10:07:09 +0000 UTC
“Hey, it won’t be long now until they finish the paperwork, man, and then we’ll get you admitted to the bariatric ward. You okay? That was quite a challenge getting you out of the house, wasn’t it big man? Took 12 of us in the end to shift you, you know that? Moving over 1,000 lbs of you was never gonna be easy though, right? Yo, how’d you get so fuckin’ fat anyway, bro? Just couldn’t stop eating, could you? Getting fatter and fatter until you could barely move. No, I checked to see but there aren’t any clothes here that’ll fit ya, dude. That sheet covers most of your blubber though. Fuck man, you are fuckin’ MASSIVE! Hey, don’t get stressed out. Lemme rub your big belly and maybe that’ll calm you down, big guy.”
