“You’re right: we do look like the oddest couple, don’t we? Even when we walked in everyone was staring at how big you are. Probably all wondering what a hot guy like me is doing with someone as fat as you? Haha. But, Jesus man, the minute I stepped outta the cab and saw you waiting outside the restaurant I was like: “Holy fuck - is this guy for real?” You’re SO much fatter than you look in your Grommr pics. I mean, they don’t even come close to how massive you are in the flesh. I hit the fuckin’ encourager jackpot, that’s for damn sure! Have you even had a chance to look at the menu yet, big guy? I haven’t, cause I’m too busy staring at your belly. Fuck, you’re huge! Actually, I’m not gonna eat but can I order for you? This date ain’t over until there isn’t a single button on that shirt that hasn’t popped off.”
