"So, how long is it since you left your house, big man? Two years, huh? You remember how much you weighed before you became immobile? About 800 lbs? Okay. Hey, I know it's tough to talk about. You wanna tell me about it? It's okay, we can wait. Now, we don't have the capacity to weigh you here, but I'm guessing you're tipping the scales now at close to 1,100 lbs or maybe even 1,200. It's difficult to tell given how gigantic you are, so we need to do something about that, don't we? Fuck, I can only imagine how much you've been gorging every day to get to this size. I have to say you're genuinely the most hugely obese guy I've ever seen; and I've seen some massive dudes in my career! We've got some specialist help on its way. Just relax, big guy. You want something to eat while we wait?"
