“Hey man, we’re back again from Shirtless Pizza. Good to see you again too, man; looking bigger than ever, if you don’t mind my saying so? Haha. Well, our manager says you’ve topped 750 lbs and are our best customer, so to congratulate you he’s sent three of us to feed you tonight. You like what you see? Cool, let’s see how much damage we boys can do to your massive belly, shall we, piggy?”
