“So basically you just want me to flex in this thong while you eat, right? And you’re paying me $200 an hour for it? Hey, whatever turns you on, big guy. But lemme get this straight: you get off on getting even MORE fuckin’ obese? Cos I’m guessing you like 60% body fat already, man. Hey, you just keep stuffing down that pizza and I’ll keep flexing for the next hour. If you a really good pig and eat everything in 30 minutes I’m a let you rub that pizza grease all over my abs and lick it it off. You like that idea, huh? You a kinky fat fuck, ain’t you, piggy?”
