SUP Chapter 72: Perfect Divinity!

Seeing the Gotham millionaire asking questions, Ian instinctively wanted to pick up the phone and chew it to pieces. Teeth were humanity's most primitive and powerful built-in weapon, and even if they broke, it wouldn't affect him at all with his self-healing skill. For Ian, breaking a few teeth every now and then could even save the family money on dentist visits for teenage cavities.

"I advise you not to do that."

The voice from the phone was deep and hoarse. "I added a small bomb to this phone. If it's severely compressed, it will explode with the smell of feces in your mouth."

At these words, Ian's actions immediately came to a halt.

"The smell of shit!?"

The teenager's eyes were full of shock.

You could tell he was truly scared.

"Want to gamble? There's also a possibility I added the fragrance of hawthorn flowers?" The authentic Batman's emotionally stable voice sounded like a devil to the teenager's ears.

Hawthorn flowers didn't matter.

But hawthorn flowers... like fragrance.

Ian really couldn't bring himself to do it.

Even the Metropolis gambling god had times when he didn't dare bet. It could only be said that Batman was indeed Batman. Ian felt that at this moment he was just like those Gotham villains, bewildered.

"Actually, the signal here isn't very good... wait for me, let me change locations." Ian stubbornly tried to pretend he couldn't hear clearly, but the Batman on the other end of the phone seemed to have already predicted his little tricks.

"The satellite linking communications is right above you. Where you're standing now is the place with the best signal on Earth." It had to be said, Batman really wasn't as easy to deal with as Bruce Wayne.

"If you want to say you're Metropolis Batman and have nothing to do with Gotham Batman, I want to tell you in advance that all the combination titles and homophones you can think of."

"Their copyrights are all with me."

He really... Ian really wanted to cry. How was it that only twenty or thirty hours had passed since their last meeting, and suddenly he felt like he was being completely controlled?

"I actually have a heroic dream too, honestly... I've been admiring Batman since before I was born, and this is precisely why I was tempted and controlled by a demon."

Fortunately, Ian also had the habit of making backup plans.

"Demon?"

A light chuckle came from the other end of the phone, as if hearing something amusing. Just then, Ian quickly jumped back from the building edge to the rooftop where reporters couldn't film.

"The demon is here, can you see it? Does this phone have a perverted camera for peeping at minors?" Ian lifted his cloak, pointing the phone's front camera at his butt that had been covered by the cloak.

Behold.

A demon bull head with its mouth gagged was hanging behind Ian's butt. The demon bull head was also painted with thick clown makeup, as if proving that the teenager also had his own clown.

How could this not be proof that Ian was also Batman?

"..."

Perhaps Batman was really using this phone camera for peeping.

He fell into a long silence.

Ian could only hear heavy breathing from the other end of the phone.

"Batman is a spirit. Inheriting the bat spirit starts with me, starts from childhood... You can be Batman, I can be Batman, everyone can be Batman! There has never been a Batman in this world, or rather, everyone is Batman!" The silence in the air made Ian feel awkward, so he chose to give some flattery.

However, on the other end of the phone, Batman's breathing became even heavier.

After a moment.

"If that were the case, I think this world would be doomed." Batman's emotions remained stable when speaking, just deeply commenting on Ian's flattery. He didn't want to talk about the Batman or not Batman issue anymore. The bull head's makeup had almost made him lose control of his blood pressure.

"Hypothetically, just hypothetically, if I argued again and said Green Arrow appeared in my dream and told me to do this, would you be willing to pretend to believe me and then go fight with Green Arrow?"

Ian still wanted to try being a child good at making excuses.

Unexpectedly, Batman didn't seem to plan on pursuing his responsibility as an imposter.

"With great power comes great responsibility. For that line, I'll save your life. Get in the car." He instead used a somewhat sentimental voice to give Ian advice.

"Save my life?"

Ian was still confused.

"Your father will arrive at your location in three minutes... and I've already done my best." Batman's voice was very flat, but Ian's face instantly turned several shades redder.

"Damn! You were trying your best to help him delay me!" He was exasperated and somewhat panicked.

After looking around, he didn't choose to ride the Batmobile. He still didn't dare gamble on Batman's magnanimity, so he chose to sprint and jump off the building on the spot.

Under everyone's shocked gaze, Ian performed a free fall.

"Ah! Where's his grappling hook?"

"My God! Batman jumped off the building!"

"Quick, film it! 'The Death of Batman'! Absolute headline!"

...

The reporters were in chaos, with cameras frantically focusing on the falling figure. However, the expected tragedy didn't happen. The black figure just lay motionless on the ground for a dozen seconds after landing.

Just as reporters were hesitating whether to approach and take precious photos of Batman having become Flat-man, the black mass on the ground suddenly used all four limbs to crawl forward.

Shocking!

Unbelievable!

A group of Metropolis citizens felt like their hearts had been critically hit.

After a moment, a wise reporter finally realized something.

"Is this the origin of the Batman title? Most bats crawl in such a twisted way after landing!" This reporter's early enlightenment led to the later enlightenment of other citizens and reporters.

It made sense.

Everyone thought it made sense.

Flash lights lit up again. In the TV station's live broadcast, the black figure first crawled on the ground like a bat for more than ten meters, then suddenly stood up and sprinted away at amazing speed.

Many viewers must have seen this scene through the live broadcast.

They were enlightened too.

"This is the real Batman!"

All recognition and praise would grow from understanding.

She understood.

He understood.

They all understood.

Ian's job change quest naturally met the occasion, by coincidence, and was unexpectedly completed.

[Ding! Job change quest completed!]

[New profession: Savage Tyrant has been recorded!]

[Obtained talent skill - Perfect Divinity!]

Successfully completing the job change quest was definitely something to be happy about, but Ian couldn't be happy now. He didn't even have time to check his newly obtained ability.

The reason was simple.

The reporters were already exclaiming that Superman had appeared.

What they saw was Superman flying in the sky.

Only Ian knew it was his father chasing from behind.

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