I returned from lunch about an hour and a half later. People were leaving the beach in droves which was weird because it was such a gorgeous day. I parked the car and began walking to the beach. I passed by mothers murmuring things like “can you believe that woman?” “I have my children with me and they don’t need to be exposed to that” “what a whale!!!” “She aught to go on a diet and buy a bathing suit that actually fits!”
I knew this was a mistake, I should have never let her out of my sight.
I ran over to the shower area, and there she was. Alyssa3 had burst out of her swimsuit and was significantly taller, fatter and bustier.
“WHAT HAPPENED I YELLED?”
“Daddy I’m sorry!”
“I snuck extra milk out of the lab this morning and put in my bag, and after you left I chugged 4 gallons. I started making out with Derek, I started to bloat up and ripped my suit and almost crushed Derek to death!” she sobbed.
“Where is Derek”
“He went to find something to cover me with” she whimpered.
“Well it’s a private beach now, do you want to go home?”
She wiped the tears from her eyes and said “No! I want to stay with Derek!”