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[366 Days of Monsters] Day 138/366 - Oh My God It's A Goose

Added 2020-06-13 01:57:19 +0000 UTC

“Listen, and understand. That goose is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.” - Kyle Reese, renowned goose hunter

Geese are no laughing matter. These horrible beasts stalk ponds, parks, and the sky, looking for unsuspecting prey. Their mouths are nightmare fuel filled with rows of teeth and serrated tongues (wtf?). Even the boldest adventurers–ones who are able to stand up to the might of a nautiloid full of mindflayers, a portal spilling the denizens of the Abyss, or even the dreaded tarrasque–turn and run when face against one of those Gods-forsaken creatures.

Take my advice. You see one of these things? Run.

If you see more than one? Well, you’re already dead, mate.