"An' Shinji said 'I don't know how I got trapped up here, but I'm all alone' an' then Sly was like 'Ummmm, I'll saves you, I'll saves you!' and then Sly jumped over like THIS!,"
I leapt my one fox from one side to the other, play tackling the other little stuffie and the two fell down between my legs, bumping against my padding.
"An' that's how Sly an' Shinji gots married," I told the camera, waving at the screen.
"Nest quession for Ruru PLEEZ!"
"Why are you in a cage, Ruru?" the prompt asked. I stared at the screen for a moment. Maybe trying to read it better? Or make sure it said what it said? And when I was sure, I felt a blush color my cheeks.
"I dun wanna talk about it," I muttered.
The prompt came back: "The rules say you have to answer any question we ask."
"The rules are dumbdumbstupidhead!"
I crossed my arms and frumped, looking away from the camera dramatically... but only for a second. I had a berry short attention span, even for being pouty.
"Fiiiiiine. Ruru got inna fite with one of the kitties an' so Ruru is inna cage until she can behave betterer with the other petses."
"Did the kitty get put in a cage too?" the screen came back.
I puffed out her cheeks in annoyance and shook my head, looking down at the diaper between her legs.
"Why not?" the screen said.
"...'cuz I'm below the pets," I muttered to myself, squishing the diaper with the tip of my finger. It was sooo wet... I didn't think I even hadta pee, but I guess I did it just the same. Were they watching when I did it? Did they know before I did?
"Below the pets on the ranking pole?"
One of the questions came through, and I sighed and nodded.
"Yesh, Ruru is beneath the ranking pole, inna dirt with the worms."
I was mostly mumbling at this point, though, and pawing at my diaper. I was getting pouty and being wet was one thing but being pouty and wet was jus' not okay, so I picked up my foxes again and took a deep breath.
"More quessions for Shinji an' Sly please!"
"Do they wear diapers like you do?"
"Nuh uh! They are veeery growed up and big foxes an' one day Ruru gonna be a big fox like them!"
I smiled proudly and kissed the two plushies. The embarrassing moments I'd been subjected to only seconds ago quickly escaped my mind and they never returned.