I took a deep breath and looked at the giant tree. Yesterday, Usagi had been put into baby clothes for the whole month of December! Both of us were back in diapers, and I even had to use a pacifier last time. But nothing was worse than the spankings... a shudder ran up my spine. I didn't want to do this stupid tree anymore! But Usagi and I had made a bet, and I wasn't about to lose! Nervously, I bent down and reached for the door with the seven on it.
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"Oh no, no no no!"
Not more spankings! I hated this tree, I hated this idea, I hated this bet! What was Usagi thinking?! I knew we both agreed to it, but that didn't mean I was willing to accept any responsibility for it. Already I could hear her wailing and I clenched my teeth.
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"Oh my gosh!" Usagi laughed. "You're butt is gonna be so sore! And that's spankings for every bath for the whole month, you know!"
My cheeks went red and I stood up to my full height, which wasn't all that impressive. "Th-this isn't fair! I dun wanna wear diapers, and I dun want spankings, and I hate it!" I stomped my foot like a child and it made Usagi crack up even louder.
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"Just you wait until it's your turn again! It's going to be something like spanking but a bunch worse I bet, a bunch bunches worse!"
It was all I could do to take satisfaction in that. Maybe she'd have to have her mouth washed out with soap, or have to eat nasty strained spinach baby food, or something worse like that.
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Usagi smiled happily and rocked back and forth on her feet. I didn't like the look of her smile at all...
"Well, actually... I am pretty sure the doors alternate from here. One for cute little baby stuff, like pacifiers and bottles, and the other for harsh punishments. And... it looks like you got the short end of the stick."
My face went from burning red to stark white. Was she saying...?
"So while you're getting an enema next week," she confirmed, "I'll be playing dollies!"
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What. How. What. I blinked and looked at the doors and then at Usagi, and shook my head. How did she know that?! Had she planned this? I got the punishments and she got to be a baby? Well, we'd see about that, we'd see just how much she got to enjoy being a baby in the end. She might have been my Mom from the future, but if she wanted to take joy in being a baby this month then she was about to learn what that meant.
Bitch.