Princess Ruka & The Fluff Bluff

"Ruka!" 

I pulled down the back of her dress as best as I could, but she'd worn something far too short for her girlish frame, and she had a knowing smile on her face as she shrugged her shoulders and bit her lip. 

"This isn't funny, you can't just pack nothing but dresses that don't cover yourself and then only bring diapers! We've got dinner with my parents in like ten minutes, that's not even though time to go to Walmart..."

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"Oh darn... guess we'll have to stay here." 

I plopped down on the hotel bed and kicked my feet with a bright smile.  We had come all the way out here to visit Mommy's parents, but that didn't mean I had any intention of going.  They were jerks anyway! 

"Dun you like my pwetty dwess?" 

I put on my best baby voice and batted my long eyelashes.

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I rubbed the bridge of my nose. 

"I love your dress, honey, but my gosh you really need to work on this life-kink balance thing, you can't just... just be a little girl -all- of the time, sometimes you need to be responsible and focused on at least PRETENDING to be an adult, you know?"

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"Nope." 

I stuck out my tongue and fell back onto the hotel bed so my diaper was visible from under my ruffly dress.  It was so childish, so infantile, that there was no way Mommy would even take me outside in it!  She was embarrassed so easily.  It was interesting - she always thought she was in charge, but it was so obvious that I had all the control.

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"Fine." 

She looked up at me, about to gloat, and I waggled my finger. 

"No no, I mean fine, we're going. You wanna be a little girl all the time? Fine. You will be. Get up." 

Her eyes began to widen. 

"Get up, we're going to be late." 

It was like a bandaid, right? Just get it over with - my girlfriend was a little girl and everyone was gonna know it anyway, so whatever, right? 

"I'm not joking. One. Two..."

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"W-wait!  Hold on!" 

She grabbed her purse and her keys and I realized very quickly that she wasn't kidding. 

"I'm sorry!  Hold on, I don't wanna!  I'll... I'll change!  I'll put something else on!" 

"Did you bring something else?" 

Suddenly it dawned on me: I really hadn't.  I had one pair of panties and one pair of pants, and I wet them both the second we got in the hotel room to make my point.  And now... now I only had diapers and frilly dresses.  

"This... this isn't fair!  It's not fair!"

But Mommy grabbed me by the wrist and dragged me out of the hotel all the same.