I mean... I will admit that a three way involving Starro, Raven and Green Lantern is wild, BUT HEAR ME OUT!
Imagine if you use the mind-powers Starro has to connect brains between themselves, so you can share sensations between these people... Sensations of the sexual kind, I mean. Also imagine Starro is acting as a channel between them, letting them do their thing while they're over there, feeding off the sensation.
It would be a hell of a night, that's what I'm talking!
Probably it wouldn't be in character for John (the Green Lantern here) to be the one to suggest such a stupid idea, but you have to admit it's a pretty creative concept, right? And you know that imagination is what boosts the Green Lantern's powers, riiiiiight? He must have thought about it when he was staring at a couple of "mini-starros" locked up at the Justice Hall or whatever they lock up the star-thingies.
Give me a break, guys! I just like the concept of Starro being some kind of toy for adults to play with! Plus, there's no brain-melting risks involved like in that Black Mirror episode with the same concept, because Starro is a 100% organic alien life form!
EDIT: If you're not a Starro enjoyer, there's variations at the end where Green Lantern is sharing with Raven a new meditation position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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