Qingyi getting the sex update

Did you know androids in New Eridu can install sex updates to enhance their sensibility?

Since the robot x human relations started to became progressively common, such updates were released in the Interknot as a way to make robots even more intimate with their partners. The plugins were a big success! However, once there was an infamous patch, the "69.1 update".

That update increased orgasm and erogenous zones sensibilities by 1000%. It was meant to be 100%, but an overworked programmer added an extra zero by accident, launching the update for download in the Interknot in that fateful day.

Such update gave orgasms so powerful that no robot was able to resist, bugging their system in an spiral of uncontrollable pleasure and madness. Technically, there was no danger of their mainframe breaking, but the overheating issues caused a lot of androids having to buy new powerful cooler systems, causing an inflation inthe refrigeration components pricings during the update's release.

After a week the update was patched and made unlawful due to the chaos it caused once a robot came from handshaking someone in the street.

Qingyi certainly heard about the update - she was on duty at that night! She had to arrest a android fucking with a tree at that time, but she never forgot about what the readings of the affected looked like... Complete bliss.

Being eaten out by the morbid curiosity of an orgasm so powerful it breaks all codes and security algorithms, she found a hacker in the Interknot who had the codes from the original patch and asked him to install on her such program.

He was initially hesitant due to her badge and position on Pubsec, however, she quickly convinced him with a commission big enough to make most hollow raiders blush.

Of course she had his info. Thank god Pub Sec kept cock size data from their criminal offenders so she could find the perfect fit for a test run (who ordered to keep such information anyways? Ah wait. It was her).

With all pieces on place, she was ready to go into a dimension of sensations no other human or machine reached. EVEN FURTHER BEYOND at 10 000% erogenous zone amp!

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Ok, that was my fanfic of Qingyi trying shady programs from the interknot. Probably wasn't a good idea to update Windows 10 to 11 before trying it.

if she uses Windows 11 as her OS, does this means she could install Photoshop and melt her memory when trying to fix Zhu Yuan's bikini photos? Must be rough being an android and having to deal with all those dumb Microsoft updates.

The disavantages the transhumanists never tell you: having to update things like sex settings and blinking speed. I think that's not even the worst thing, just imagine having to have a OneDrive subscription? The madness.

Damn, these robot jokes write themselves. I'm feeling inspired today guys! I'm going to stop now. I hope you like this Qingyi pic! ^^ Loved working on this! Another name crossed out of my ZZZ list! Let's gooooooooo!