PANDO is a dryad dripping dream.
It’s written for a VA deeply into mythological themes. She’s previously done fairies, and this creates a dryad wet dream mythos for her.
It weaves together a few concepts from stuff I’ve done before. The PANDO is mentioned in a VAMPY episode. It’s based on a real phenomenon; the Pando is a clonal organism in Utah. It’s the largest tree.
The actual pando is described as a “male” organism. The speaker in this case is very much a woman. That’s fine – there’s a whole series of botanical and mythological references in here, including lemon stealing whore jokes. They aren’t not accurate, but this is a porno not a wiki.
There’s deliberate genderqueering going on as well. This is versioned for genitals – it’s accessible to the clitterati and cockmonarchs alike. GENDER is deliberately diffused and diffracted in a couple of places.
The conclusion makes it clear that the listener should come back for more – and that the pando can sprout as many hotties as you want. It all depends on how much you water it!