Say My Name
Added 2024-10-08 17:07:09 +0000 UTCEdwin is very beetlejuiceβ¦. But I couldnβt decide who Portia would be aside from Ms Argentina π, so theyβre two demons condemned to eternity together because they HATE each other. Regular maiming but neither can perish so itβs p normal. Eventually theyβre like someoneβs βAngel and devilβ on your shoulder but theyβre both evil, they just refuse to agree.
Obviously by the end theyβre very graphically hooking up somewhere, cartoonishly kissing, maybe itβs even revealed theyβve been divorced 5 time already but theyβre gonna make it work π I just imagine them living in the dollhouse set up from beetlejuice but itβs like the person comes to them for advice because they each have their specialty and itβs just Portia doing a strip tease while Edwin throws fake money because theyβre in love and itβs like βI thot u guys hated each otherβ and itβs like βya it changes hourlyβ
