Emerald

Karate ISN'T Kung Fu, Dammit!

Added 2025-09-11 19:50:21 +0000 UTC

The story of the set:

Kotaro-chan has a boxing vs karate session when a fellow shortstack woman makes snide remarks calling karate and kung fu "basically the same thing". Kotaro-chan took that personally.

The real story that inspired this set:

I was ten years old and training alone at a gym. Mom called my kata. I had never trained formally, but one day mom was busy with some dancers she volunteers with, so she had me do my routine alone. This bitch comes in, starts making a bunch of snide jokes about me doing "kung fu". I corrected her that it was "karate", she laughed "same dif", long story short I took my tits out and we fought about it, boxing vs karate. Dropped her with a kick to the gut that made her fall forward after one of those delayed knockouts (you know the sort), and mom came in just as she started bawling her eyes out. Guess I got her pretty good. HOWEVER, the ordeal sparked an interest in boxing.

If you've noticed, when I see something cool, I don't just LIKE it, I GET INVOLVED. Next thing I know I'm making my mom sign me up for boxing, told her to take it out of my work gigs' payment if she has to, and she said I COULD so long as she doesn't have to drive me (had her license revoked at the time. Mommy Dearest is a delinquent lol.)

So I rode my bike two miles every week day for an hour long class. When it was too slippery or icy to ride, I ran. Kept that up until shortly before the coma, my only breaks were traveling for gigs or if I was injured.

So I made this set of shortstack women playing out this story.

Also I genderswapped us both in the story and in the art. IRL, we were both male, but I get the impression you bros prefer tits, so...