Balanced Breakfast (NSFW)
Added 2025-06-26 22:26:49 +0000 UTCI’m sorry.
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I knew it was going to happen, yet it still cracked me up. Never change, Ellis.
spacecat in space
2025-10-12 19:48:22 +0000 UTCIsn’t there some truth to this? Kellogg thought there were cockblocking properties to bland foods. If you’ve never seen the comedy “The Road to Wellville” it’s worth viewing. Dr. Kellogg is portrayed sort of accurately treating people at his Sanitarium in Battle Creek.
Dani
2025-09-22 00:30:10 +0000 UTCWhy isn't he fully erect, Adam? Why is that penis not pointing up towards the stars? I can't crank my hog to this not fully erect cereal mascotte!
Daniel
2025-08-01 09:43:57 +0000 UTCNo you aren’t.
Steven A. Lifson
2025-07-12 23:10:29 +0000 UTCThis was beautiful
LKO
2025-07-03 14:39:58 +0000 UTCGo to horny jail. Immediately. Also, the bilingual NET WT/PESO NETO at the bottom corner of the box cracks me the hell up for some reason - it just makes it feel more real and thus more ridiculous/uncomfortable, I suppose. Excellent work.
Alex
2025-07-02 21:29:36 +0000 UTCThe art is *chefs kiss* that 🍆🐓 was great!
Brooke
2025-07-02 02:40:29 +0000 UTCNoooo you aren’t.
Lita
2025-06-28 12:04:36 +0000 UTCDon’t lie- you’re not sorry xD
xXNiroXx
2025-06-28 09:48:12 +0000 UTCYou absolutely are not
Marissa McLelland
2025-06-27 02:22:18 +0000 UTCHow does your thoughts work, oh lord lmao
Sonny Ly
2025-06-27 01:46:18 +0000 UTC
