The Densest Egg (Was Me All Along) Chapter 17
Added 2022-11-20 07:16:47 +0000 UTCPatron Exclusive Story based off real life Experiences that should have but didn't crack my egg
Finally, I got a full outfit that’s not just cosplay. Like, it’s an actual dress, and leggings, and shoes. I could wear this out. Just be a normal girl browsing a bookstore, or going to the movies, or even getting groceries. Maybe I’d even get hit on. Agh, I need to take pictures. Maybe I could get a second opinion without anyone knowing.
Wig on, slightly blurry front facing camera, and ambiguous angles. Hell yeah, this looks like a regular girl. Definitely not a guy dressing up and pretending to be one. And having both sexual and mundane fantasies. I’m sure everyone who does stuff like this thinks of these things. Once you get this kind of fetish, sometimes it overlaps into other stuff. I’m just weird, but I can’t let anyone know how weird.
But–what I can do is text this picture to my friend and see if he thinks I look good. Just attach, don’t let the existential dread of what i’m doing sink in, type up a quick message about how I met this girl and if he thinks she’s cute, don’t let it sink in, aaaaaaand send!
Friend: Is that you?
Fuck….
Me: Whaaaa? No, she’s this girl I met at the bookstore. She’s super cute right?
Friend: Dude, that’s you. I’ve seen your face enough times to know
Me: I, ok, fuck, yeah it’s me
Friend: Why?
Me: I uh, was just doing an experiment you know? Like, if I was a girl would you like me?
Friend: I….what?
Me: Do you like me? As a girl?
Friend: I…don’t know how to answer that
Well, time to go cry I guess.
