It looks like your new roommate is friendly! Really friendly, actually, and he keeps borrowing your stuff. Don't worry about that jock though, he swears that it didn't fit him anyway and you can just buy a new pair.
I've been developing a sort of immodest roommate character who gets a little too up-close and personal; I haven't figured out a name for him yet, so if you have any ideas, feel free to let me know!