"Damn Chad, you came out huge! I told you not to fuck with me, and throwing me under the bus to our boss during my presentation, yesterday, was the straw that broke the camel's back. Now, I'm going to use you to break other guy's backs, haha! One more tube of the transformation gel that Rick from R&D developed and you'll be fully cocked for good. I hope you enjoy being my fuck stick, Chad, I know I will love using you like the worthless piece of meat you are."