"Damn, the only reason I turned you into my speedo was so that you fit my entire cock. I haven't found any at the store or online that could handle it all and I thought you would be one! I guess I was wrong. Well, too late now, and I gotta admit, you're pretty comfortable and show off my size nicely. Happy Independence Day... I guess it's a little ironic to wish that to you, given the circumstances, haha."
"You're dick is too big! It's stretching me out! I could make you a custom speedo if you really need one that bad, just change me back! I feel so bloated. His dick must be 7 inches when it's flaccid... I really hope he doesn't' get hard wearing me. Happy 4th to me I guess..."