"Face It. Hot Girl Time is Over."

In this latest installment of my "Face It" series, another vain hottie is talked about. She's gotten pretty pudgy.

Danielle was such a slim and sexy hottie, but hot girl time is over.

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"Face it. Hot girl time is over."

That’s what someone needs to tell Danielle. I mean, I get it. She was super hot. We’ve all seen the pictures, the carefully curated social media presence. We’ve seen her made up and filtered and shot at all the right angles. And, you know what? I’ll be honest. We’ve also all seen her in person, and- for a while there at least- she was just as hot in person as she was online. She was an absolute smokeshow.

You remember right?

You remember the abs, the string bikinis and the way they hugged her luscious but trim hips. It was unfair how sexy she looked. Her waist was so tight, sinfully snatched, delicious. Her abs, damn you could have grated cheese on them. I would have loved to watch ice cream let down her abs. Is that weird? Just picture that cream running down the line between her abs. Maybe that’s weird to think about, but I used to picture it.

It’s the reality now. I’ve definitely seen some embarrassing candids of Doughy Danielle now, and she’s got ice cream running down her tummy, but now that tummy isn’t so trim. It’s a pudgy little pot belly, a soft, squishy stomach. So soft, such a sight to see especially since her stomach used to be so slim and sexy. It’s fun to have witnessed it gone from fab to flab.

And like, girl needs to admit it. It’s like I said, “Hot girl time is over.” She needs to buy better shirts, bigger shirts. Sometimes she keeps acting like, and dressing like she’s still a tight bodied little hottie. And she’s not a hottie. She’s not even really little. Sure, she’s not HUGE, but there’s a difference. Ya know? She was so slim and hot and so now that she’s a pudgy mess, you notice how much of a difference that is. She seems fatter than she probably is. But her choice in clothes is not helping.

I want to shake her- and damn I’d bet she’d jiggle. But- seriously- I want to shake her and say, “Girl! Just get some proper fat pants.” She needs to just admit it and size up because, like I said, it’s not just the shirts which don’t cover her belly anymore (and isn’t it humiliating for her to have to be tugging them down over her gut again and again?) but it’s the pants too.

See, Danielle used to have this absolutely amazing ass. Firm, big butt firm, and tight. She used to have an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. It was immaculate, a real head turner. And she loved to show it off.

The problem is she still likes to show it off, and now there’s a lot more of it, and it’s not worth showing off. She’s got a big fat busted up dumper. And you can see how that tight butt of hers has ballooned, and if it was just bigger that would be one thing. Plenty of people like bigger things. But this butt of hers is sloppy. It’s full of fat, and that fat is loose and saggy. She’s got chunky cellulite covered cheeks, buns of blubber instead of buns of steel. And now she’s still insisting on squeezing that fat butt of hers in the same pants she used to wear when it was a fit one. I saw a picture of her with her ass crack hanging out, full moon rising, a real plumper’s crack. And it’s not cute. Like before, I could see it, people getting a little peek of crack when she was fit as being hot, like the right kind of naughty. But now? Now that butt is fat and nasty, and she needs to put it away!

People don’t want to see that saggy cellulite covered ass of hers. It’s embarrassing for her, and people still turn their heads, but now they turn them away. And if they are turning their heads toward her? It’s because they can’t imagine what they’re seeing is real, how such a hottie like Danielle used to be could let herself go like she has. They’re staring at all that pudge and and trying to be sure that all that junk in her trunk is real.

And it is. It’s painfully real, and I bet those pants and stuff that she keeps squeezing herself into are painful as well, so she needs to give them up- get some clothes that are bigger and stretchier, maybe with some room to grow.

That ass isn’t the only thing that’s making her pants a tighter fit. That blubbery pot belly of hers is making it hard to button her pants, but I can’t understate how much her thighs have changed. She used to have such toned limbs, toned just like the rest of her used to be. She used to look like she ran, like she was an athlete. I mean, it’s like I’ve been saying, she used to be hot. But those thighs, those thighs had just the right amount of muscle. They were cut. They were gorgeous, brilliantly tanned and tight, and now?

Now she’s got thunder thighs. That fat slaps. Her plush thighs slap together, and her plump butt cheeks sag and slap down onto the backs of her thigh fat. And soon? I’m telling you; soon she’s going to be waddling. Can you picture that? Danielle used to strut, and bless her she still tries, but she’s closer to waddling now, and once she’s waddling- Well, then it will be all over for her. Won’t it?

Once she’s waddling her legs will be so fat that she’ll have cankles and big fat feet too!

Her arms are getting soft too. She’s getting real fat girls arms. Do you know what I mean by that? She’s got softness that’s settled on them in a way that suggests that it was easy. Her arms look like they’re supposed to be fat. And you know what that means? It means Danielle is probably going to get fatter.

And I think she’s definitely going to get fatter.

She’s going to be just like you.

You used to be the hot one. Remember? You used ot be so fit, so sexy, so vain, arrogant, mean. You were just like Danielle, and then you went and turned yourself into a big fat pig. No abs for you. You’ve got a big blubbery belly, way bigger than Danielle’s is- at least right now. You used to be the athlete with the strong legs, and now you’ve got thunder thighs that make you waddle- That’s if you bother to get your fat ass up at all. 

That ass of yours is so fat. It used to be tight, and now it’s just a big fat squishy mess, just like the rest of you.

You’re the cautionary tale for Danielle, piggy. You’re what happens when vain hot people let themselves go. You’re a hog, and she’s on her way there.

Danielle. Better be careful. She’s running out of time to turn this all around. And I don’t mean she’s running out of time to get slim and sexy again. Oh no, that’s not what I’m saying. That ship has sailed. Danielle’s hot girl time is over.

But she’s running out of time to stop herself from completely falling off the cliff, spiraling into obesity and becoming a big fat pig.

Just like you.

And I have to tell you, I don’t think she’s going to do it. I think she’s too far gone. I’ve seen the way she eats, and it’s not pretty. So yeah, I think it’s pretty inevitable.

Fat girl time is coming.