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AVAILABLE NOW: THE ACTION BOYZ PRESENT: THE ROAST OF STEVEN SEAGAL

EDIT: This charity drive is over. We raised over $18k for NCHV.org! Thanks to those who contributed.

Our charity show THE ACTION BOYZ PRESENT: THE ROAST OF STEVEN SEAGAL is available now to purchase!

Buy it for $10 USD: HERE!

All proceeds from the purchase of this show will support THE NATIONAL COALITION FOR HOMELESS VETERANS (nchv.org). 

(We recommend not buying it through the iOS Patreon app because they charge a few extra dollars)

Enjoy and thanks for donating!

Comments

I’ll donate $20 rn for this

NunChuck

Any chance of a rerelease of the roast? Kind of thought it would always be available for purchase but I do put sawdust on children’s puke for a living

StangerIBarelyKnowHer

I guess it's gone now? I wish I had known it was a limited time deal, I was traveling most of November and kept meaning to buy it. Now I'm catching up on Shadow Wolves and they mention its going away. Sounds like it was a lot of fun and effort, shame to have it disappear.

HappyBirthdayPaulie

I would love to buy this episode but it says that it isn't available anymore. Anyone have any luck on/after 12/1/2024?

david klun

Incredible

James Goodreau

Thanks for doing this, fellas- excellent work

Raygun Busch

Amazing ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Isak Hammar

This is so fucking good and really cool of you to donate the proceeds.

Gordon Shumway, Esq.

Anyone make the $10 donation and have it not become available to them?

BA Metts

I know they werent infront of an actual live crowd but maybe they were? (I know they werent... ) But fuck, maybe its real. All of it.

Mark Espinosa

I expected this to be good, but it blew my expectations away. I was laughing so hard I had to rewind bits. Thank you, Action Boyz!

Morgan Currie

I wish Poatan showed up to say Chama. Have you seen the video of him teaching Pereira martial arts? 😂😂

Brash Tracks

absolute first new content I've listened to since it happened. ty abz I laughed so fucking hard. keeping me alive

Andrew Morgan

Hey Sean I made the same mistake, I didn’t scroll past the guestlist in the description so, my b. Great show, not only for a good cause, but a good intro + the free eps for introducing the podcast to new listeners

Joe B

This one was edited by Jack Bishop - another wizard, in addition to Kevin, in the Action Boyz the bullpen. He's credited in the show description on the purchase page. This show is available for purchase to everyone -you don't have to be a Patreon. Please pass it on!

Gabrus, Rodgers, and Stanger

Enjoyed this thoroughly. The ABZ did a great job, as did Kevin on the editing!!! Great cause too. Thanks guys.

Sean

Dan I think maybe we should not go searching for reasons to use slurs at all. Very brave stance from me, but I am a maverick

Joe B

Is fair to say that using any slur against Segal, no matter how vile, cannot be racist? As long as it is only used to describe him and him alone? Just a philosophical musing. Next time I hope you really give it to that jerk Chuck Norris.

Dan

As I’m listening to this I’m picturing myself sitting next to Stanger Who are you sitting next to?

John McClane

Nah, Trump knows he was lying, he's a conman. Or at least he knew when he was lying before COVID fried his brain

Michael Daniels

His livelihood depends on it. Probably. He’s said the lies so many times he can’t tell the difference anymore. Absolutely. Low propensity voters. Wait, who are you talking about?

WigeyInTheStreetsMitchyInTheSheets

So nice, I listened to it twice! (Wednesday is a pretty dry day as far as other podcasts dropping, so this was absolutely clutch! I needed this after the shitshow I saw on Tuesday night)

ValleyGeist

Steven Segal is a true enigma to me. Not his assholery, I get that. But how does someone compulsively lie as much as he does? Does he believe it himself? Why? Do other people buy into it? Who is he fooling? These questions keep me up at night.

Michael Daniels

This was so good 😂

Darien Fisher

Good job, guys :-)

Chabnormal

Sly is starting to sound a little like Rodney Dangerfield 🤣

Darryl Bowen

I can’t believe Seagal actually showed up.

Beastmaster of the Universe

I’m very appreciative of the note to not buy it through the app.

Mike Cooper

Hmm the gill slits, the pee drinking …I think so

C Monty Burns

Amy fuckin killed it. great episode later.

Thicc Nolte

“Hey, I worked with your cousin in Over the Top…”

jnortie

Thanks for the emotional support and shit, very grateful and shit

BronsonAcapuko

Really cool that you were able to get Optimus. He was great

Nathan Rogers

Great charity show boyz.

Keith Jarrett

Incredible Roast. Segal is a next-level scumbag and I hate that I love his first few movies.

Goodgwill Hunting

Thank you Action Boyz, for taking the future Ambassador to Russia down a peg or two.

Kris macfalda

This is great. And I’m getting to listen to it, at the gym, and I just noticed that one of their TVs that is always set to AMC is showing Under Siege. Sublime.

David D.

Is gwildor a mariner

William Bowe

Sounded like Seagal got the best material.

Don Knott Steiner

Man the bit about the substitute teacher calling the school shooter a tough guy to put the gun down is cracking me up

Mijo

Coraggio *respectful bow*

Philldozer

I bought it, gonna listen soon. Thanks for supporting the veterans and mocking Segal is a bonus.

ShangDangus

Purchased. Thank you for helping the Veterans and giving the Den Mother an opportunity to smile.

Perla X. Caballero

Thank you so much for the reply. It hasn’t shown up yet on Spotify. No sweat, this is a very minor issue 🤙🏻

Brother Yos

I use "Pocket Cast" and after I bought the roast it went to my Pocket Cast app where I could download it. Dumb question I know but did you check your Spotify to see if it came through after you bought it? Might take a few to show up

Brix

I thought this was a lifestyle podcast

Joe B

Anyone know how to add this to the Spotify feed? Asking specifically for my car where I can’t easily play local files.

Brother Yos

Really funny roast, and a great charity to support. Thanks Action Boyz!

Ravens

Hey optimus, thanks for making Amy the gorilla your Lisa lampanelli of the roast

Powers Boothe

Communicate to Captain Podcast 👋🏿🤌🏿🫳🏿✊🏿🫵🏿 He’ll know what that means.

Kailey Mo

Big if true

Kailey Mo

Thank you for the meal 🙏🏿

Kailey Mo

Yeah, not from the venue. I'm just hopeful the Boyz themselves might be able to sell it someday now that the venue's limited window closed.

Tim from New Hampshire

Don’t think you can buy it anymore.

James Plett

God you have no idea how badly I needed this today.

Boogie

Thank you guys for doing this for such a great cause! I can’t wait to listen tomorrow at work.

Brody Smith

You've just made papa bear very happy.

w eldred

Folded space time with some spice so I listened already and it’s awesome

C Monty Burns

Purchased!! And hey, I missed the recent live show so if you guys put that up for sale, I'll buy that too. All my love to Captain Podcast.

Tim from New Hampshire

Thank you abz on this trying day

Doc Brown

Oh helllllll yes.

Marc Davis


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