*this is a few extra bucks if you buy through the Patreon app on iOS. We recommend buying through the Patreon browser for $10 USD* Aikido instructor. Asshole. Sex offender. Steven Seagal is all of these things (he also claims to be a lawman, a CIA asset, and a reincarnated Buddhist lama). He’s the biggest scumbag in the history of action movies and some of our favorite ABZ Podcast characters are here to take him down! Featured On The Dais: ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (TERMINATOR GENISYS, Fmr. Gov. of California) SYLVESTER STALLONE (ESCAPE PLAN 2: HADES, EXPEND4BLES) JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME (UNIVERSAL SOLDIER: THE RETURN, KICKBOXER: VENGEANCE) DOLPH LUNDGREN (IN THE NAME OF THE KING 2: TWO WORLDS, KINDERGARTEN COP 2) AMY THE GORILLA (Intelligent Ape featured on CONGO digital watch tie ins from Burger King) OPTIMUS PRIME (Leader of The Autobots, TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON) GWILDOR (Wizard of Eternia, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVOLUTION) HOSTED BY JON GABRUS (Jones Beach Lifeguard, Village Lions Rugby Player) EDITED AND SCORED BY: JACK BISHOP All proceeds from the purchase of this show will support THE NATIONAL COALITION FOR HOMELESS VETERANS ( nchv.org ).