Samurai Cop (1991)
Added 2023-11-20 08:00:06 +0000 UTCThe boyz discuss Samurai Cop.
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I’m excited to finally see Stanger in “Tubi Recall”. “Look Doug, those assholes from Tubi have fucked up your mind. You’re having paranoid delusions.” “You call this a delusion?” ::points to Tubi playing How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days::
Fred Skull
2023-12-24 20:57:10 +0000 UTCThe main guy who plays Samurai Cop is a comedic genius. Him and his partner have some funny ass lines and great timing 🤣
Nitram
2023-12-16 08:51:22 +0000 UTCThis movie was a blast to watch. Miami Connection vibes. This is going to be an all-time episode of the Boyz!
Nitram
2023-12-16 07:44:19 +0000 UTCYo this movie is fucking crazy! None of it makes absolutely any sense and it's terribly acted, shot, and edited...but it's one of the best movies I've ever seen 😂
Nitram
2023-12-16 06:18:54 +0000 UTCIt's okay if you watched "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" in it's entirety Ben, nobody would be upset.
Pumpkin Pie Hair-Cutted Freak
2023-11-28 14:38:07 +0000 UTCLMAO
tmcms
2023-11-27 21:29:06 +0000 UTCThe Latino(?) Restaurant guy was definitely 2 different actors right?
Anthony Macchiano
2023-11-27 13:53:52 +0000 UTCFor me it's the people who rock their seats back into my kneecaps like they're working for the Inquisition and I'm hiding heretics in my attic.
Adam Lewis
2023-11-24 14:02:04 +0000 UTCAny discussion of bad long hair in the 90's begins and ends with Bolton.
Dan
2023-11-23 22:02:26 +0000 UTCIf you asking if seeing a really big person shoved into a really small vehicle is a funny sight, then yes. But it’s more of an empathetic chuckle.
Marked for Debt
2023-11-23 14:32:29 +0000 UTCGotta be a record for Annoying voices per 36
Slurp
2023-11-23 10:56:22 +0000 UTCI attended a Samurai Cop screening in 2014, with the Cop himself as a guest host, and Matt Hanson couldn’t have been nicer. He stayed for a Qn‘A and answered every question.
Slurp
2023-11-23 10:38:16 +0000 UTCShoutout the listeners who have knee trouble during a 3 hour movie because we’re fat as fuck and 6’3+ It’s the movie seats that’s the problem
Slurp
2023-11-23 10:31:59 +0000 UTC“Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Am I therefore to be made the subject of fun?”
Jacob Cirks
2023-11-23 06:16:34 +0000 UTCYou should probably drive a different car…
Marked for Debt
2023-11-23 04:34:55 +0000 UTCI saw this at Music Box Theatre 2 years ago. Was presented by Deadly Prey Gallery. Treat yourself and check out their website. Ghana artists make posters for classic movies that I'm pretty sure they haven't seen, including this film. I got a poster for Samurai Cop at the screening, it is rad. This episode gives me a reason to rewatch. Seeing it late night in the theatre it kinda washed over me with all it's confusing awesomeness.
Dan Skisak
2023-11-22 06:32:34 +0000 UTCThe War on Christmas is over. Christmas is now president
Nolan-Globus
2023-11-22 05:38:33 +0000 UTCThey do talk about fucking about the same amount.
John Arminio
2023-11-22 01:15:35 +0000 UTCIn reference to tall people driving small cars, I’m 6’8” and drive a Chevy Spark 😂😭. I have a permanent indentation/mark under my right knee where the dash digs into me. I should rig up some foam and duct tape like Big John 🤔
Jacob Cirks
2023-11-21 21:43:45 +0000 UTCMadame goo goo: he was at the orgy with my mom when she was researching crabs just before she died
Rich
2023-11-21 21:16:28 +0000 UTCi honestly thought it was rad when that lady turned all the daikinis into pigs. should left 'em pigs I say.
Burglekutt
2023-11-21 21:02:00 +0000 UTCI’m so glad you guys convinced me to watch this .I had to keep turning the volume up and down due to the incredible sound mixing haha
Jeffy
2023-11-21 18:52:58 +0000 UTCIf by “studied the blade” you mean “managed to cut myself with a practice sword,” yes, a few times actually.
Adam Lewis
2023-11-21 14:48:13 +0000 UTCI see you have also studied the blade...
bloodflart
2023-11-21 13:13:24 +0000 UTCSo that's totally John Carpenter playing the henchman who gets shot and rolls into the pool, no?
Pester Chobblepot
2023-11-21 11:38:17 +0000 UTC"son of a bitches" Fun fact: Mark Frazer (Frank) did most of the insane voiceovers. "WHO COULD SHOOT THIS IN A MAFIA BOSS'S HOUSE?"
Stephen Navarrete
2023-11-21 05:23:27 +0000 UTCAnother solid example of how essential the public library system is in our society.
Kevin Glasel
2023-11-21 04:39:32 +0000 UTCAll Cops Are Bushido
Quint Essential
2023-11-21 03:24:54 +0000 UTCThought this was the dude from Type O Negative for a second
Reg with a long E
2023-11-21 02:08:15 +0000 UTCIf you loved Samurai Cop, then I'd recommend checking out John Rad's Dangerous Men.
Jack McReynolds
2023-11-21 00:55:50 +0000 UTCFunny part about ninja vem burr is that a lot of those guys are actually turtles
Brent Kohler
2023-11-21 00:36:43 +0000 UTCDon’t do the Roger Rabbit on your girl. I don’t think you’re supposed to blow into it.
David Bauer
2023-11-21 00:31:33 +0000 UTCLove this movie and love anytime I see over 3 hour length
Christopher Myers
2023-11-20 23:57:33 +0000 UTCWhen this movie got going and I saw what I was in for, I thought, "There's no way I'll like this as much as Miami Connection". Cut to me buying the Blu Ray because I want to own it forever. This is one of the most fun movies the boys have done. It's amazing what some top shelf gratuitous nudity will do. This was the best use of my library card yet (I watched it on Hoopla).
David Bauer
2023-11-20 23:11:58 +0000 UTCI stopped the pod & downloaded the movie once we were so enthusiastically encouraged - I burst out laughing when the wig and hat combo appeared on scene. I love it
Frosty peaches
2023-11-20 22:48:33 +0000 UTCGreat episode. Great merch. Great day.
Frank Morris
2023-11-20 22:30:17 +0000 UTCSigned up for a Midnight Pulp trial on Prime to watch without commercials and was immediately recommended “Mistress of the Apes”. How do they always know?
Secunda Nocta
2023-11-20 22:25:41 +0000 UTCIs Japanese pearls just slang for bukkake?
JarredPalmer
2023-11-20 20:26:11 +0000 UTChttps://youtu.be/W8830UXkTzY?si=PhwwFAXFvIy1d-3C This interview with Mathew Karedas (Samurai Cop) clears up a lot of the Boyz questions.
Kerouac
2023-11-20 20:23:20 +0000 UTCNow I'm hearing the end of For Whom the Bell Tolls in Homer Simpson's voice, for which I... thank you.
Adam Lewis
2023-11-20 20:06:27 +0000 UTCI hate myself for this, but: Gabrus, the term for which you were groping is "wakizashi." Like the man here draws and wields for the last couple of cuts in this video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyvCPIzPxym/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Adam Lewis
2023-11-20 18:58:54 +0000 UTCThomas Lennon a fellow alumnus of Oak Park & River Forest High School. Our fellow alumni are Ernest Hemingway, Dan Castellaneta, Kathy Griffin and Betty whites 0/19 find this interesting
MB
2023-11-20 17:30:24 +0000 UTCAnd women’s wigs
Occam’s Lazer
2023-11-20 17:02:02 +0000 UTCIt plays periodically on the Rifftrax channel on Samsung TV, albeit without the nudity.
Adam Kronfeld
2023-11-20 16:55:36 +0000 UTCNow I have my jaw
Adam Kronfeld
2023-11-20 16:54:06 +0000 UTCZ’Dar really rockin the beard in this. My 2¢- he shoulda kept it. Looks incomplete without it (Oops kept listening and realized this is not a fresh take. No I won’t delete this)
Joe B
2023-11-20 15:11:53 +0000 UTCCaptain Podcast got dishonorably discharged from the Val Verde Air Force
bloodflart
2023-11-20 14:38:12 +0000 UTCRybo Man
Jon Smith
2023-11-20 14:28:34 +0000 UTCHoly crap! First saw this for a Rifftrax event and fell in love. It’s almost The Room level bad. Perfect Action Boyz movie!
Shaun Anderson
2023-11-20 14:14:50 +0000 UTCThe Room of Action movies?
bloodflart
2023-11-20 14:13:47 +0000 UTC"Gratuitous"? Words can hurt, sir.
Adam Lewis
2023-11-20 12:41:54 +0000 UTCGod, what a perfect movie. This has everything a good bad movie needs; terrible dialogue, a wig a blind person could see, atrocious acting, and an ill advised sequel several decades too late. Also gratuitous violence, can’t forget that.
ShangDangus
2023-11-20 12:07:09 +0000 UTCI cannot believe they haven’t done this already! I could have swore they did! It’s got it all!
Occam’s Lazer
2023-11-20 11:47:14 +0000 UTCThis movie has it all. Grabus showing up quicker than I've ever seen in one of these movies, a bad ass boogie van, terrible kissing, unnecessary closeups, weird A.D.R, and Stanger rocking a sweet mane. (even if his doctor did take too much during the circumcision) 5 stars would recommend.
Gilligan(The marooned Ranchero)
2023-11-20 09:47:13 +0000 UTCA love letter to men’s hair
Brix
2023-11-20 09:43:35 +0000 UTCListen to this episode of Foosballz with Stanger. It's WILD! He reveals who the guy with the 15 inch 🍆 is. Plus a meth story and 100 football gems: https://open.spotify.com/episode/58Bs2W0fthdjAnnrhLgbCE?si=blU5OLWQRb2u3-gUTqEbag
The Buffmaster
2023-11-20 08:56:51 +0000 UTC“Written by Gabrus, starring Stanger, and VO by Rodgers” is a perfect way to describe this move
Cole Trickle
2023-11-20 08:38:40 +0000 UTCIf the Action Boyz made a movie.
Paul
2023-11-20 08:37:11 +0000 UTCI don't watch a lot of So Bad It's Good cinema anymore, and I unironically wanna thank you guys for making me check this out. It was delightful. The kind of trash that makes your brain go GOOD MOVIE! like the American Werewolf sitting in that porn theater in London.
Dark Angel Of The Year
2023-11-20 08:02:55 +0000 UTCI am Z'Dar
Former Janitor
2023-11-20 08:02:44 +0000 UTC
