Shadow Wolf Movie Announcement!

I can’t be the only one who thinks the action boyz should release their own line of active wear

Johnny Tubesocks

This is one of those movies that is such a perfect pick, I can’t believe they haven’t covered it already. What a wonderful way to round out Septorts.

Wampa_One

Hey Action Boyz, why you sleeping oh the thirteenth warrior? Love Teen wolf, I've always wanted to surf my truck.

Justin Meacham

Thought the Boys might like this

Mm23

https://youtu.be/l-QEWctHrcQ?si=IvbM7Sx_a2j2q954

Mm23

Where is my actionboyz weekly episode? Worried about their asses ass

Julian Neuweiler

Can’t remember the episode but they covered this at the end of a mainline years ago

Cosmic Gi

NextFightUp

That’s right!

MolSook

Ohio State’s coach is looking for Lou Holtz! Get his asssshhhhhhhh!

Kevin

There’s a fella on the Cal football team named Trond Grizzel,. I assume his “parents” filled out paperwork, signed some shit, and were just totally fine with “Trond.” Why has there not been a shadow wolves ep on this???

Zane Cowins

All 3 of the big boyz are in it now right?

bloodflart

How'd stuff like that spread before we had Internet? Pop up video on VH1?

bloodflart

Definitely in my top 3 things to do at 2AM

Cole Trickle

What's your opinion of interacting with the action boyz discord late at night while you're at work? I hear there's some cool dudes there.

Johnny Tubesocks

Is this the whitest movie that's been covered?

Michael Pemulis

https://www.founditemclothing.com/products/what-are-you-looking-at-dicknose-t-shirt

Adam Lewis

Cool

HoosierGiczewski

The old "wristwatch" trick at a eulogy? Comedy gold.

Degrassi Knoll

I love that there isn't delete/re-record, makes for fertile roasting from the boyz- but as someone who listens/deletes/rerecords myself on EVERY vm I leave, i totally empathize.

Degrassi Knoll

Just read the MM trilogy Loved it, cried a little...

Degrassi Knoll

I saw Teen Wolf for the first time when I was about Twelve and I don't think I've ever coveted anything more than Stiles' 'What Are You Looking At Dicknose' T-shirt. Is there any clothing item from the time before you could just buy anything online that the Action Boyz really wanted?

Barry McMullen

Action Boyz, did you see that Van Damme is in the new Mortal Kombat?

MolSook

[Actual] Sauna question: I’ve heard the boys talk for years about the benefits of using a sauna and I finally joined a gym that has one and have been using it regularly, but I’m not sure I’m actually getting any health benefits from it. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard Stanger paraphrase Dr Rhonda Patrick research by saying you don’t actually get heat shock protein benefits unless the sauna is 180 degrees or more. The sauna at my gym barely gets to 155-160 and it has a lock over the temperature knob so there’s no way to a just the temp. So I’m wondering at the 155-160 range, am I actually getting any health benefits/heat shock proteins or am I just getting sweaty in a small room with some other dudes? Also what is the recommended amount of time? I’ve been doing 15mins uninterrupted

Big Stepper

The closest has been just me thinking I’m being watched while I’m listening to a Bigfoot collectors club at 4am and I’m sleep deprived. There’s also another time an unhoused guy was trying to use the entryway phone to summon something and when I walked up to him he said a long set of numbers and said “DID YOU HEAR IT?! THE SEQUENCE! I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!” Then picked up a bunch of papers he scattered on the ground around him that had all these chicken scratch symbols drawn on them and then he ran away.

Cole Trickle

This is gonna be one hell of a shadow wolves

PatrickKilbrogan

I wonder where you guys will rank “Win In The End” amongst other sports montage songs. Edit: I’d like to add something I just remembered now. The jock bully is an idiot, but he’s got brass balls. He just doesn’t cower in fear when Scott becomes the wolf. He’s right up in his face ready to pick a fight with his barehands. I absolutely respect him for it.

Don Knott Steiner

First movie I can remember seeing in a theater.

Jim Bo

I remember seeing this after back to the future as a kid and being Shocked at Michael j Fox's Canadian accent which wasn't in the other film

John Sharter of Marz

There is that extra who has his weiner out in the stands in the last scene. Anybody else see that?

John Sharter of Marz

Nicholson

John Sharter of Marz

You gotta record yourself first. Keep it under 60 sec if you can. Keep trying!

John Sharter of Marz

Is teen wolf boys who play basketball out there dis big?? -Ice Cube

AVfor3

If you shave all the body hair off of a werewolf or a sasquatch would they just look like a normal guy? Asking for a friend

Berko Pierce

As a joke I’m not sure if it’ll always land, but in a serious setting there is probably some merit to trying.

Slurp

Did y’all see that the clip from Letterman of the guys from American movie going to comic con got put up on YouTube?

Ted Heffner

Oh that’s right, Teen Wolf is a sports movie too. Well hopefully this will complete the circle, and you’ll be done with the “boof” running gag here.

Don Knott Steiner

Since it's sportstember I'll ask who y'all think was fastest at their peak? Gabrus in the water, Rodgers on the track or Stanger on the field?

MeekoCHAOS The Raccoon Boi

You can just say "do you struggle with mental illness" its 2023

Mr Gale

In honor of Teen Wolf - how do the Boyz feel about the flashing of one’s dick as a joke? IMO and assuming nobody is going to feel assaulted, this gag has gone from a staple in the 80’s and 90’s, to played out by the time the 00’s hit. I think maybe it could bring a good laugh again now but only in a nostalgic way for the 40+ crowd.

NextFightUp

Ever see any supernatural stuff?

Dirk Dribbler

Well Rodgers was right. Just made a call to the ABZ line and I cracked under the pressure. Should have written down my story before the call. Instead I got all nervous made one mistake then got out of breath for no reason whatsoever and it was all downhill from there. But I did make sure I cleared my throat before calling. So I got that going for me.

OCoole27

Hey, let’s hear it for Chubby

ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotCumGutter!

Review of the HBO Documentary BS High? That man should be in prison for so many crimes.

Perla X. Caballero

Can't wait for them to cover this Chuck Norris goldmine: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079168/?ref_=ext_shr

The Buffmaster

Coach has some of the best life advice.

Daryl sakimae

What are you looking at dicknose? Also Bobby Finstock could be the greatest coach in movie history

Bob Brown

Boof is the true smoke show.

BiPolarBear

Has Gabrus seen Expendables 4?

Paul

Hey wolvez. If anyone is looking to read a fun breezy, comic I recommend Slash Maraud. 1987. It’s got a lot of the stuff we like.

Joe B

Best thing to ever happen in fictional or real Nebraska?

JamieQT

I was debating making a call but I'm afraid my stupid stories might be too long for voicemail, so I thought I'd drop them here. I have two stories relating to recent ABZ subjects that occurred during my early 20s (roughly 10-12 years ago). The first took place at my local dive bar, Doc's, in Hamburg, NJ, a true dump with 50 cent beers during karaoke night, which my broke ass friends and I regularly attended. One night, I was sporting an Andrew W.K. T-shirt that featured Nicholson from The Shining during the "Here's Johnny" scene with painted-in blood streaking down his nose a la W.K.'s album cover. The cute bartender kept looking at me the whole night but I was a heavy guy (go figured) and I figured I probably spilled something on myself. Eventually, she asks me if I'm a Kubrick fan; I reply "of course." She tells me for next week's karaoke night, come to the bar 10 minutes before opening and she'd have something I needed to see. Fast forward a week later and I come as requested, and she invites me into the back office, which had an old school TV-VCR combo player on the owner's desk. The bartender explains to me that her dad grew up with Kubrick and the two were close friends until Kubrick’s death, even attending his funeral. She shows me a few pictures on her phone of old polaroids of her dad and mom with Kubrick, and then she reaches in her purse for a VHS tape. She takes it out of the generic cover and puts it in the VCR deck, and lo and behold, its a fucking copy of Bruce Willis' audition for Full Metal Jacket. Its mostly Willis going through boot camp drills, but it becomes very clear that Willis is trying to prove to Kubrick that he can channel some inner darkness by muttering audible racial slurs almost every other word. I don't know who else has copies but I absolutely understand why Willis would never want it getting out. My second story came during my senior year at Montclair State University, where I attended for their film program. I was making a mockumentary called "Vietnam: The Musical" and was looking to get NY/NJ based filmmakers to play themselves in the movie to shit on a fictional producer. It soon came up that one of the program's administrators was friends with Abel Ferrara's frequent cinematographer, Ken Kelsch, and the pair would be coming to campus for a Q&A. My film teacher approached me to help wrangle Abel and ensure that he made it to the building once he's received his up-front payment, putting in no uncertain terms that he'd probably film a scene for me if I did this. So I ventured to Waverly Place in New York and greeted Abel, hunched over, spaced out but friendly and escorted him to the car service they got for him. During this 90 minute car ride, I didn't talk much, as Abel used it as a platform to sing his favorite Beatle songs to an audience of myself and the driver. Eventually I explained my project and with a wry smile, he said he'd love to do the scene "as long as I can do it quick." I promised 2 takes at the max, and he smiled and nodded. Eventually I get Abel to the building and him and Kelsh sit in the front of the room. The host introduces the two to a packed classroom and then asks for a clip package to showcase their work. However, 30 seconds later, Kelsh stands up, ejects the Disc, puts in a copy of Bad Lieutenant, fast forwards to the rape scene, then fast forwards to Keitel crying in the nude, and then TURNS IT OFF. The room sat in horrified silence for a good minute before the lights came back on and a weirdly combative Q&A ensued that was over pretty quickly. Anyways I got the scene with Abel after. Sadly, two weeks later, I dropped the hard drive in my car on the way to the post-facilities and bricked the whole project. As a post-script, I was helping on my friend on his film project and realized during break that I had accidentally buttdialed Abel, whose number was still on my phone. I also saw that he had called back… and left a voice mail. What did that voicemail entail? I don't know because I was too terrified to listen to it and promptly deleted it.

Ken Hanley

The music in this movie is so strange and I absolutely love it. I think the song during the climactic basketball game is titled “Win in the End”.

Gavin Long

Does this wolfman also have nards? My mom loved watching this one with me when I was a kid classic.

Christopher Myers

Best werewolf on film?

K. D. Campbell

As a buff hotel night auditor the frantic episode had me thinking about all the crazy hotel stories I have, mostly of old people fucking up the bathrooms. Recently my housekeeping manager described one room’s bathroom as “looks like they hung from the ceiling and shit through a box fan”. I was wondering if Rodgers had any more good hotel stories. Also thank you for finally doing Days of Thunder.

Cole Trickle

Pretty new to King, but I hadn’t realised Holly Gibney was an Actionboy

Bill Devine

Assured that you will discuss the penis hidden in this movie, what other movies have you seen that could be improved by a hidden penis?

Killian Walsh