QH Archives: How Ken Spent His Summer Vacation
Added 2020-08-12 13:30:01 +0000 UTCβHey Diane, I just wanted to drop off those books you lent me. Thank you so much for letting me borrow them. I thought there was some really good...wait...what is your son doing in the playpen?β
βOh, well, you know, toddlers canβt be left to their own devices.β
βI mean...your son is, what, 21?β
β22, actually.β
βAnd heβs in a...diaper? Just a diaper?β
βWell, heβs been a very naughty boy as of late. Skipping the college classes we paid so much money for and getting caught with beer on campus. I made him a little deal. Iβd only continue to shell out for his college education if he learned a little humility over the summer.β
βI have to say, Diane, Iβm impressed. He looks so...docile.β
βThatβs just the dumbfounded look he gets when he needs his diaper changed.β
βOh my. You mean he...β
βOh yes. Heβs my baby boy this summer, arenβt you, Kenny? Oh, he wonβt answer me with that pacifier in his mouth. Probably for the best. He can be quite whiny. Would you like to come see the basement? I got rid of the pool table to make room for an extra large changing table for him.β
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