How did you...?

Giant x gn!reader || SFW, funny, crack story, size difference

First time you saw each other, you felt like a particle of dust in his surroundings. He was so fucking tall you had to look up, and up, and up to see his face. But when you did? Instant love. He wasn’t only handsome, but fucking magnificent.

You blabbered some kind of compliment and he looked so flustered that you swooned. You were staring into each other’s eyes like lovesick puppies and it was probably the cutest and most embarrassing moments of your life. When you got yourself together and asked for his phone, he was so eager that he dropped the phone on your foot and you screamed, falling backwards because of the scare and hitting your head. He had to bring you to the ER.

You counted that as your first date.

First time he meet your parents, their faces were more than shook. You had already told them he was a giant, but they didn’t really comprehend how fucking tall he was. They kept staring at him with wide eyes and confused glances, looking between you two as if trying to comprehend how it worked. The definitely couldn’t understand the mechanics and you weren’t going to explain it to them.

“You really have a thing for size differences, huh?” Your dad started as soon as him and your boyfriend crossed eyes over the dinner table. Your boyfriend choked and you had to pat his back with your tiny (in comparison) human hands.

“Dad! I’m tall by human standards!” You exclaimed at the same time, which was true, by human standards you were above average, he was just… a giant.

“But he’s a giant!” Your dad added, confused as fuck and making you want to scream at him, maybe throw him a loaf of bread or something, but that would upset your mom. “There’s no way that works with you two,” he continued, ignoring you death glare.

“I’m not answering that. Nope. Not talking about that with you,” you said, looking anywhere but them. Your mom hit him on the back of the head and chastised him before he could say anything else, the slap broke the tension and you all laughed at it.

They were pretty comprehensive after that, even if they didn’t understand fully how that could work, but happy for you nonetheless.

First time you meet his parents, they looked down at you, literally. They were also tall as fuck, and your boyfriend had to help you out to a chair because it was a little too tall for you to sit on. His parents looked the whole exchange clearly trying not to laugh. You probably looked ridiculous, but who cared, definitely not your boyfriend, who was more than happy to manhandle you every chance he got.

“So… How did this happen?” His mom asked, looking between you two with the look that you learned to understand as the how does that piece fit into that other piece look. You heard your boyfriend cough to hide the laughter and you had to cover your mouth not to giggle. Lucky for you two, the experience with your own parents was a good training for this moment.

“We meet and liked each other, he tried to kill me, but was really cute while doing so,” you explained, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible. His mom nodded as if that explained everything, not even questioning the killing joke. You were glad that was the case because you really didn’t want to talk about how things worked between you two.

The rest of the evening went thru without much of a hitch, but when you were having some dessert, his dad, who hadn’t said much since you arrived opened his mouth. “You are going to break your back trying to kiss them,” his dad deadpanned as you looked at him shocked. The laughter that bubbled out of you could not be contained even if you tried. Your boyfriend looked horrified and embarrassed, his face completely flushed as he sputtered some response.

But they were happy for you, they said you made a good pair even if they didn’t understand.

First time he meet your friends, they were more shaken than your parents. Their stares they were giving your boyfriend were more than comical.

“You are gonna split them in two!” One of your friends exclaimed, her face completely horrified as she looked between you two and you bite your lip to stop the laughter from escaping. “Go get it, tiger!” Another one said at the same time.

Above all that experience was weird and funny, all of them asking way too many questions about your boyfriend’s dick and if it was as big as the rest of him. You didn’t answer directly, but taking a sip of your drink everyone someone mentioned it was probably answer enough for them. They congratulated you two, and one of your friends asked if they could get hooked up with one of his friends.

First time you meet his friends, they laughed for what felt like hours. Not at you, but at the situation. They kept looking between you two and giggling uncontrollably much to your boyfriend’s dismay. He was incredibly embarrassed, once again. Every time he blushed you fell in love with him a little bit more.

The giggling party ended with one of his friends asking: “How do you...? You know…” It was your turn to laugh then, so much you almost pissed your pants. He was flabbergasted at the idea of you two trying to do the deed to the point they all stopped laughing and stared, apparently any of them thought of that before. Your boyfriend’s face looked like he was on fire and you wanted to kiss him senseless, but choose to laugh a bit more.

Once again, they were understanding, even though they didn’t understand the mechanics of your private life. But you were glad they were, at least, comprehensive.

At the end of the day, everyone was so worried and curious about how sex looked between you two that you were really close to tell, but decided against it. That was a story for another lifetime, maybe...