Youβre the one who wanted locally sourced this, ethically sourced that, and organic the other.
We need milk.
Canβt get more local than right here.
You live in a big house with comfy furniture and air conditioning, so youβre the happiest dairy cow Iβve ever met.
Andβ¦ ok so youβre probably genetically engineered, but two out of three ainβt bad!