"Hey... remember when we were kids and I started taking your lunch money...? And then in middle school I started taking your homework? Itβs only right that I be the one to take your first kiss... and your first fuckβ¦"
"I mean, who else is going to fucking want itβ¦ be gratefulβ¦ okay? Youβre totally worthless on your ownβ¦ but maybe I can make some good use out of you~"