😤 LET’S ARGUE! 😤 THE WORST LYRICS OF ALL TIME
Added 2023-04-05 20:20:31 +0000 UTCThanks so much for all your support this month! We're doing a theme episode this time: hit us with what you think are some of the worst lyrics ever written or riffed (and preferably why you think so). Let's go!
Keep in mind that this is the fourth installment, so please consider skimming the two episodes on YouTube and the 3rd one linked below to make sure yours isn't a repeat.
Worst Lyrics of All Time Vol. 3: https://www.patreon.com/posts/lets-argue-worst-60493879
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“Fuck you till you’re burned out, cremation” - Bryson Tiller
Drake Parker
2023-04-26 01:02:39 +0000 UTCdon't get me wrong, shakira has made some serious freaking bangers, and i know she speaks like 8 languages or whatever, but holy crap does she have some horrible lyrics... examples: "I'm starting to feel just a little abused, Like a coffee machine in an office (uh)" from She Wolf and "Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" (???) from Whenever, Wherever
2023-04-25 14:00:03 +0000 UTCin Mumford & Sons' Timshel: "And you are the mother The mother of your baby child The one to whom you gave life" it's just so funny to me.
2023-04-24 22:50:20 +0000 UTCSo R Kelly has a 19 minute song called I Admit It and every single lyric is god awful
Kai (From KaisTestKitchen)
2023-04-19 02:54:42 +0000 UTCdemi lovato: "i dont care if you got a dick! I dont care if you got a WAP, i just wanna love" or honestly any lyrical content on this album lol. the songwriter got paid too much, regardless if thats demi or not. absurd
cooterman69
2023-04-17 11:23:38 +0000 UTCDanny Brown’s bar on 30 “And I hate Billy Corgan, in a church playing organ” is so cringe that Danny himself admitted he must’ve been high when he wrote that! Great song otherwise though.
Nick
2023-04-14 21:33:38 +0000 UTCDie MF Die by Dope has some of the most cringy, wannabe edgy lyrics in any metal song
Self-Aware Onion
2023-04-13 03:58:55 +0000 UTCVarious lyrics on Eminem’s revival. How can you consider this man in the goat conversation when Remind Me and Heat exist?
Kyle Cahill
2023-04-13 02:33:10 +0000 UTCThe entirety of Twenties by Ghost
Self-Aware Onion
2023-04-13 01:43:21 +0000 UTC'When I was in third grade, I thought that I was gay because I could draw.' Buddy, I'm in a red state. Not even the most MAGA loving Texas hick thinks 'drawing = gay' (Didn't see the prompt the first time sorry for being a dumdum)
Herbieguy
2023-04-11 14:46:53 +0000 UTCIn terms of cringe metal lyrics, I don’t think it gets any worse than Attila - About That Life. The opening verse goes: “I'm a bad motherfucker, not a fucking role model Fuck church, hit a bong, then go smash a fucking bottle Yeah got a few sluts to help me roll a few blunts And they never question me 'cause they know I hate cunts” This song is like lab-grown meat designed to perfectly suit the tastes of the most annoying person you’ve ever met in your life. It’s like if GG Allin was the lyricist of Suicide Silence or something. Existentially devastating. The song also features beautiful one-liners such as: “Eat my words and swallow my sentences” “Ballin’ and haulin’ and takin’ over like I’m Stalin” as well as the classic: “Suck my fuck.” Overall just a truly legendary piece of bad lyricism and possibly the low watermark of this particular brand of metalcore.
tMinozaJ
2023-04-10 21:05:55 +0000 UTC
