CURSE YOU, SPIDER-MAN! J. Jonah just wanted photos of the web slinger, not to be bound and tickled by him! The curmudgeonly editor gets webbed to his desk, has his dress shoe teasingly removed and his sheer socked foot tickled silly. Now THATโS a story worth printing! Maybe this isnโt the Spider-Man pic most of you wanted to see, but Iโve always been very turned on by that famous gif meme of J.K. Simmons throwing his head back and laughing. And he seems like the type to wear sheer socks. I hope you enjoy โSpider Menaceโ.