Not a word, you pussy
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[Inside a museum, a couple walks through the galleries. The woman, Sarah, towers over her boyfriend, Alex, who keeps chatting incessantly about the artworks they pass.]
Sarah: [trying to enjoy the art] Alex, can we please take a moment to appreciate these paintings?
Alex: [rambling] Oh, look at this one! It's by that famous painter... uh... what's his name again? I read about him last week...
Sarah: [sighs] Can we just... [Alex interrupts again]
Alex: And this sculpture over here! The intricacy of the details is just mind-blowing...
Sarah: [getting frustrated] Alex, seriously, can you just...
Alex: [continues talking, oblivious to Sarah's growing irritation]
Sarah: [finally losing her patience, she grabs Alex by the balls, lifting him effortlessly with one leg against a nearby column. Her muscles tense as she holds him firmly in place.]
Sarah: Shut up, Alex. Enough. I'm here to enjoy the art, not listen to your endless chatter. If you don't stop talking right now, I swear i break your balls in front of everyone.
[Alex, wide-eyed and stunned, falls silent, nodding frantically in agreement.]
Sarah: [slowly releasing him after waiting 2 minutes] Good. Now let's continue, and this time, please, let's try to appreciate the art in silence.
[They resume walking through the museum, the tension palpable, but with Alex now subdued and Sarah finally able to enjoy the exhibits in peace.]
Sarah: And when we get home, Alex, I'll lift you with one hand by your balls and give you what you deserve for ruining today's outing bitch.
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