Snape Answers Your Questions E6 (Rated X)
Added 2024-07-14 07:50:46 +0000 UTCIn this series, Snape answers your most burning questions. This one was submitted by UniYoon. If you would like to submit a question of your own, you may do so under the Collections tab. Find the one labeled Snape Answers Your Questions, then scroll down to the audio titled Ask Snape A Question. Be aware, that you will receive a snarky, comedic answer. Note, not all questions will be answered. So if you want a chance at having your question in an audio, make it interesting and something he can play with.
Comments
"Tolerable" he said XDDDDDDD
Kat.
2025-04-26 22:53:54 +0000 UTCI think this was my funiest bit. I haven't had an comedy idea is a little bit. I need to work on that.
Severus Snape
2025-01-22 14:46:08 +0000 UTCThat was hilarious π€£π€£π€£
Microlulu
2025-01-22 07:52:49 +0000 UTCEPIC! Well done, Professor! 100 points to slytherin!
Tamasyn Taylor-Ryan
2025-01-18 22:35:55 +0000 UTCOk thatβs the funniest thing Iβve ever heard. πππ
Amanda Draper
2025-01-10 04:10:56 +0000 UTCI laughed so loud at the end that I wanted to ask him: where would you imagine the naughtiest lovemaking scene would beπ₯°π₯°π₯°
Chloe Ludwig
2024-11-26 02:33:08 +0000 UTCI showed this to one of my kids friends. (My spawn is 20 and isnβt into HP, but her friend is a big Snape fan.) we listened to it and she was literally rolling in her seat with laughter. I showed my roommate too and they arenβt big HP fans either but it got them rolling with laughter too. Great job! 100/10 will listen to it again β€οΈβ€οΈπππ
Tatianna G
2024-11-01 06:14:52 +0000 UTCOmgπ€ well. A Man who loves a feast. Would be willing to let you have your way however
Tamera
2024-10-29 04:17:55 +0000 UTCOmg ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
Jamie
2024-09-30 04:29:52 +0000 UTClol perfect I needed a laugh
Sita
2024-09-21 01:14:23 +0000 UTCJust laughed out loud in public π people stared at me and honestly I don't give a *** lol. I'm tired of being the meek girl that cares what strangers think of me.
Luna Momiji
2024-09-16 21:52:25 +0000 UTCBrilliant as always! Plus missing the beep on the P word cracks me up! Well done!
Melissa Hash
2024-08-12 21:17:35 +0000 UTCIt's fun to hear people's reactions to the audios who aren't fans. Sometimes I will listen to an old audio I've done that I forgot about and it will catch me off guard at how good he sounds. I have to remind myself that I made that. It seems impossible. At the time of making it all I hear are flaws and pacing mistakes. I'm super critical of myself. But there is a reward in listening to them later on because I'm not judging every tiny detail.
Severus Snape
2024-08-01 06:02:25 +0000 UTCI finally got the chance to let one of my fav ppl listen to this. He's my DM during a past dnd campaign and a huge Potterhead. I gave him no context other than "A character answering fan questions." As soon as the audio plays, he was completely drawn in, completely enamored...and then the p***y came and he sputtered laughing π "Where did you get this!?" π€£π He's very impressed with your work. The intonation, the punctuation, the way of speech and choice of volcabulary...its SO good, he says. I pointed him to your youtube channel and he pauses before saying to me as if he was talking to his wife (he's married): "Uh...sayang(love/darling), if there's something weird going on with the youtube algorithm, blame S***a." The gall! Lols
Shazana
2024-08-01 05:29:42 +0000 UTCEmma tried to lift his pant leg and he smacked her hand away. It was cute. I thought they said he was the first male guest to come in the show.
Severus Snape
2024-07-28 21:59:48 +0000 UTCI remember years ago when Alan was on the tv show The View with Emma Thompson and her Mom. I think he was promoting his film The Winter Guest. He was the only man there with at least 6 women there. He said to them β You have to understand, this is unnerving for a man with all these womenβ. They laughed , and asked him if he was ready for the interview. He said, βWell, Iβm here. Iβm upright. And my genitals are in place.β Hysterical!
Darling
2024-07-28 21:53:28 +0000 UTCHilarious
Patrica
2024-07-28 17:02:46 +0000 UTCππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π
Leah Mighell
2024-07-19 23:57:40 +0000 UTCOK I had no idea how that was going to end and I'm howling lol!!!!!
Naomi Wicks
2024-07-17 11:48:21 +0000 UTCOmg!!!! That was so freaking funny!!! Love it!!!!
B.Me.Always
2024-07-17 04:17:36 +0000 UTCYes, Severus likes to shock you. You can hear the enjoyment of it in his voice. I'm glad you got the full effect. It probably wouldn't have been as funny if you knew what was coming.
Severus Snape
2024-07-16 15:24:37 +0000 UTCThat's funny. I think men would appreciate the humor of this one.
Severus Snape
2024-07-16 15:15:04 +0000 UTCI am so fucking glad I didn't read the comments first- I screamed π€£
Kisara
2024-07-16 14:56:00 +0000 UTCAlso had a friend of mine listen to this. All I said was, "Wanna listen to ai voice of Snape answering fan questions?" He said sure. Best part? He was eating lunch. When it got to *that* I watch with wicked glee as his eyes widen before taking the headphones off and yelling at me, "Why?!?" But he was laughing hard too so...feels like a win to me π€£
Shazana
2024-07-16 13:56:13 +0000 UTCHahaha! I completely forgot to listen to this when it dropped and I'm glad I did! More snarky, funny responses like this please! πππ
Shazana
2024-07-16 08:32:02 +0000 UTCThat was HILARIOUS, help
Idriade
2024-07-16 01:41:51 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Darling
2024-07-15 16:26:50 +0000 UTCThat's our Sev. β€οΈ
Severus Snape
2024-07-15 15:03:14 +0000 UTCFunny and sexy! I love it!
πΊ Cassie Smith πΊ
2024-07-15 14:52:04 +0000 UTCI love this!! So much fun, character depth building, and fucking Meta af. Loving it, thank you for sharing, gives me a good quality chuckle
β¨SeaSeaβ¨
2024-07-15 05:27:42 +0000 UTCOh my gosh that just made my night!! πππ totally surprised me π€π€π€
Shelbycominroundthemountain
2024-07-15 03:30:15 +0000 UTCThis was just the laugh I needed. Thank you
Dawn Norton
2024-07-15 03:18:49 +0000 UTCThe actress who played Narcissa in HP said he had a naughty sense of humor. So we can assume he could have done something like this given the chance. I would love to hear one of his naughty jokes.
Severus Snape
2024-07-15 01:34:37 +0000 UTCFinally got to listen. So much of it brought to mind the celebrities answering fan questions the producers give them, occassionally in character. My brain immediately thought "If Alan were still here and did one of those, this is about exactly what I imagine that cheeky bugger would do with Snape for it." A nice bit of levity after a very intense weekend, thank you!!β€οΈβπ₯π₯°
Saraπ
2024-07-15 01:30:54 +0000 UTCThank you. β€οΈ
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 22:46:43 +0000 UTCYes, that is a great idea!
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 22:41:10 +0000 UTCYay! β€οΈπ€
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 22:40:24 +0000 UTCThank you. β€οΈ I agree. There is a charming humor to him, and I love the subtle underplay of it. How is says things with a straight face while roasting people to a crisp.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 22:40:02 +0000 UTCOmg Iβve never laughed so hard. I almost spit out my soup! Thank you so much for this, Iβve always found Severus to be quite hilarious!
Sarai Soleil-Snape
2024-07-14 22:16:30 +0000 UTCI laughed so hard that I got concerned looks from passersby lol
Ms. Anthropy
2024-07-14 21:52:38 +0000 UTCYou could make a Short with the line "My favorite thing to eat is pu***" π±π€£π I mean, it's censored enough for YouTube...?(is it?π ) And take a clip from HP where he quirks an eyebrow or smth π€ π±π±ππ
Jenna ππ
2024-07-14 20:42:03 +0000 UTCOMG! Too funny! Definitely didn't expect that.
DanielleC
2024-07-14 19:49:07 +0000 UTCBahahaha!!! π€£ love it!!! π
Nath
2024-07-14 19:40:27 +0000 UTCπβ οΈ
madeline meade
2024-07-14 19:11:33 +0000 UTCOmg Iβm dying! Iβm laughing and blushing at the same time! My Prince, you certainly know your way to this womanβs heart!π€£π₯΅β€οΈπ
Jennifer Williams
2024-07-14 18:01:16 +0000 UTCShe gave him the perfect wind up question. He couldn't resist taking the swing. He is actually enjoying answering these questions and flirting a bit, while slowly getting drunk on his wine.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 15:51:22 +0000 UTCThank you. I'm glad my sense of humor was recorded the way it was intended.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 15:45:53 +0000 UTCWhen I read through the question I take a moment to see if a response pops up in my head or not. This is what happened with yours, this whole idea of there being a recording crew and everything. That's how I choose which questions to answer. I will revisit them every now and then and see if there is anything that comes to me. It depends on the day and my mood I think. But asking him what he likes to eat was the perfect setup for some naughty humor.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 15:44:58 +0000 UTCWhen I first edited it, I covered my mouth and laughed, then hoped everyone else will find it as funny as I intended it to be. I smile stupidly through everything I make. I think I'm funnier than I am sometimes though.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 15:40:04 +0000 UTCHahahahaπ€£π€£π€£ I'm dying π€£π€£ Omg, you're amazing !!π€£β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ I would've died from laughter while making this audio π€£ LOL. How did you survive ??))π±π€£π At first I thought that he said "lustly" π€£π
Jenna ππ
2024-07-14 15:19:15 +0000 UTCOh my god that was so much better than initially anticipated πππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ thank you so much
UniYoon
2024-07-14 15:01:18 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£ oh my goodness!!! This was absolutely hilarious. I hollered and laughed.
Knives Chan
2024-07-14 13:09:04 +0000 UTCOMG π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
CassieS00
2024-07-14 11:27:43 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£
B. dark
2024-07-14 11:02:28 +0000 UTCOh my goodness ππππ Sev is hilarious in this one! I love it, I can really imagine him actually being like that. And I adore it when he says "bloody" π I knew he was going to say p***y! π
Edenππ§‘
2024-07-14 09:41:38 +0000 UTCOmg Iβm dying! πππ
Bronwyn McGregor
2024-07-14 09:35:05 +0000 UTCπ€£π€£π€£π€£β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈπππ
Antipasti
2024-07-14 09:10:16 +0000 UTCTHIS WAS HILARIOUS!! LOVED IT!!π€£π€£
β‘ aki β‘
2024-07-14 08:53:16 +0000 UTCHahahahahahahahahahaha oh heβs wonderful!!! πππππ
Wiccalina
2024-07-14 08:53:15 +0000 UTCDamn, I can't find the interview now. He might have chuckled, but watch his face if you can find it again.
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 08:30:32 +0000 UTCThatβs hilarious
Madelon
2024-07-14 08:13:19 +0000 UTCYeah I remember that, he said "Bullshitting" and he got told off for it. In a jokey way she said, "No, don't do it again." and Alan laughed so I think he found it funny. π
Jduncan2610
2024-07-14 08:12:52 +0000 UTCThat reminds me of a radio interview Alan once did. He said a curse word, shit or fuck, and the lady interviewing him called him a potty mouth, a few times. The look on his face said it all. He was pissed and ready to walk out. π€£
Severus Snape
2024-07-14 08:05:45 +0000 UTCOh Severus you bad boy. Somebody will have to wash your mouth out with soap π
Jduncan2610
2024-07-14 08:02:16 +0000 UTC
